#anon harem... partly?

[ivyprism]

More Weapon Headcanons (Riley Edition)

Well, since I added a new weapon to the arsenal, it's time to do more weapon headcanons. Deep breath, this is gonna be a romantic poly thing btw. I WOULDN'T actually date inanimate objects though. Still pretending my gun (whom I lovingly named Harlow), my spear (whom I lovingly named Riley), and my chainsaw (who I lovingly named Reese) are actual humanoids.

Headcanons start (mostly Riley):

Enter Riley! The very bane of KQ's existence! They are a spear with sharp canines.

They were found by Harlow and Reese, they all sorta just fell for them.

Riley is a firecracker who has anger problems. They love water and are a swimmer. They only show their sweet side to their partners.

Riley is the biggest cuddle bug of them all and none of their partners mind it at all.

Riley has long hair that they allow their partners to play with.

Riley was only an inch shorter than Harlow at 9'0".

They're spicy and can actually kill KQ if they tried hard enough.

Riley can turn into a spear, just like the other two weapons.

Riley is often the one to pick up Ivy when requested.

Riley has a dainty feminine figure. They're very tall and give in to more feminine things.

Riley's pronouns are they/she. Mostly prefer they/them though.

Riley has a dark and smooth voice with feminine undertones.

Riley is a tsundere. Point blank.

They will not hesitate to attack first, ask questions later.

Most people are scared of Riley.

Riley wears a crop top with leggings. They've got a lot of white and purple clothing.

They have magic.

They turn into a mermaid when they're submerged in water. (Aka. Splashing/dumping water on them won't turn them into a mermaid.)

They don't take kindly to being flirted with, so if you want to escape with your tongue, don't flirt.

They have no real relation to their neighbors, but are friends with Glass and Rof.

Leo and Autumn adore them and often is seen near them. It's probably because they have a mermaid form.

They have a thing with cats.

They are very angry at times. Only their partners can calm them.

[ivyprism]

Weapon Headcanons

I've accepted this challenge. Deep breath, this is gonna be a romantic poly thing btw. I WOULDN'T actually date inanimate objects though. Let's pretend my gun (whom I lovingly named Harlow) and my chainsaw (who I lovingly named Reese) are actual humanoids.

Headcanons start:

Reese and Harlow are good friends who just happened to be found by Ivy one day.

Harlow is a sweetheart who has trouble letting down their guard around others, but Ivy and Reese find a way into their locked-away heart.

Reese is a fiery and brave darling who looks out for Harlow and is more than a little standoffish with people who bother Harlow and Ivy.

Reese and Harlow are huge cuddle bugs who tend to be on either side of Ivy.

Harlow doesn't take kindly to people making fun of Ivy's height.

Reese and Harlow are able to turn into weapons.

Reese has a plethora of silver and purple clothes.

Harlow has a plethora of grey and black clothes.

Ivy is usually being carried by Harlow or Reese because she likes feeling tall and appreciates her partners.

Harlow is the one who threatens KQ and is usually the one who inflicts harm.

Reese is chill and prefers not threatening, but a single glare from their intimidating tall self can make anyone back down.

They live next door to the Anon harem and Harlow is good friends with Poet and Shuffle.

Harlow has a shorter fuse than Ivy.

Reese is the calm one who just happens to mellow out their tsundere partner, Ivy.

Reese has sharp teeth and will bite you.

They're able to turn into weapons for Ivy. (Like in Soul Eater.)

They have magic because of reasons.

Ivy is insecure about her height, but her partners, remind her that she's fine.

Harlow has no balance whatsoever, but they won't

Ivy doesn't like most dogs and Harlow is allergic to them.

They decided to get a female kitten named Autumn and a male rescue cat named Leo.

Leo is a ferocious tuxedo that knows when to fight and is strong. Autumn is a small ragdoll cat who is sweet and often hides behind Autumn.

Harlow is good friends with Shuffle and they sometimes swap clothing.

Reese is good friends with Spider and Chaos because why not.

Reese and Harlow aren't afraid to pick up the anons and often threaten KQ when they're in proximity of Ivy.

Reese decided to wear a tuxedo to Spider and Shuffle's wedding and Harlow decided to wear a tuxedo as well.

Ivy wears this https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51utEqaVVPL._AC_UL1275_.jpg on special occasions. (Which she bought with @1-800-roflmao.)

Harlow has a low baritone voice and Reese has an in the middle voice.

Harlow has a soothing singing voice and Reese doesn't sing because they'd just rather not. (But they can if asked.)

Ivy is the sweetest thing around them and they know it.

All Ivy has to do is do a hand signal and they immediately threaten KQ.

Harlow is the tall-dark and threatening type, but is actually really sweet. Reese is the sweet and tall type, but won't hesitate to kill you.

Challenge completed. HA! This is just a thing for humanoid weapons.

Also a few of @ratsoh-writes's anons are mentioned here.