I feel like Sonar is such a big perv, that if you let him borrow a pencil ONCE, he would never leave you tf alone and would always make jokes about letting you borrow something of his (and then he winks like the cringe loser he is, but we love him)
Oh you're so right anon, he's a menace to society 😭
You give an inch or a pencil he's taking the whole proverbial contents of your desk. Suddenly you can't go a shift without having to clean the shed fur off your desk where he always sits to wait for you first thing.
He's got you that coffee you like! Oh, how'd he know what you order from the shop down the street? Well, he followed you there last week, totally not on purpose but damn you look great in those pants doing that little race walk to make it back to the office on time ;)
You're back's hurting from those terrible desk chairs? Don't worry, there's a high value male in the building, he'll rub out those knots for you (and anywhere else you might need a little attention).
Think you're safer taking the stairs cause somehow he's always on the elevator when you are? Wrong! That handprint on your ass might as well be permanent at this point.
Sure, there's always HR. They'd love for a reason to knock Sonar down a peg but...then it would all go away. And really, you're not certain you'd want him to stop.










