#anonbot answer

[anonbotbyskaianet]

Y

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So

Cute

JOHN: i- wow, heh JOHN: no one really calls me cute but thank you! JOHN: didn’t know robots had a sense of cute. ANONBOT: IT COMES WITH THE INTELLIGENCE JOHN: really now? [VERY LOUD BUZZER NOISES COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS.]

JOHN: huh? JOHN: is dad home early or something? JOHN: or maybe it’s just one of those door-to-door salespeople JOHN: who even does that nowadays? [LOUD BUZZER NOISES CONTINUE] ANONBOT: I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR, JOHN. JOHN: ah shoot yeah JOHN: it would be rude to keep whoever it is waiting.

[anonbotbyskaianet]

Hello, John. How may I be of service today?

JOHN: wow so formal! JOHN: weeellll...

JOHN: oh! JOHN: can you do a little dance? JOHN: c’monn ANONBOT: I DO NOT HAVE ANY DANCES PROGRAMMED ANONBOT: I CAN DOWNLOAD SOME BUT IT WILL TAKE A WHILE.

JOHN: ah uh JOHN: nah it’s okay JOHN: download the dances i guess but we can just do something else