jemily secret dating headcanon?
ohhh I have so many ideas!! here are just a few :)
Emily starts wearing an extra hair tie on their other wrist; when asked about it, she just says that she breaks a lot of them in the field (no one believes her)
JJ starts to smell like Emily's VERY EXPENSIVE French shampoo
Em doesn't talk to Morgan for a full day after he took her seat next to JJ on the jet (and cozied up to her) for the flight to and back from a case
They show up to Girl's Nights in each other's PJs/Hoodies
Both nearly kill someone out of worry every time the other is in the field with an unsub whose victimology matches them (ie: Em nearly cutting the blood circulation off in Morgan's arm when they hear that JJ got in a confrontation over comms)
Garcia and Tara have to pretend that they didn't see JJ hastily pull off Em in club bathrooms when they go out
One time when they're out to dinner with the team, JJ and Tara get up to go to the bathroom and accidentally switch seats when they get back. Em is talking to Reid and doesn't notice, proceeding to put her hand on Tara's leg. She almost yelps when she realizes and the whole team laughs while Em and JJ just try really hard not to look at each other.
People keep telling them they make a great couple and they horribly lie their way out of it
When there aren't enough hotel rooms on a case, they leave to room together before everyone else even discusses (even after Tara and PG start coming with them)
A lot of times when they get called in on days off, JJ and Emily almost answer each other's phones
They keep secret sticky note messages to talk to each other on paperwork days (it's more fun and involved than texting)
They come up with a series of inconspicuous facial expressions and hand signals say things like I love you and I miss you at work
One time PG comes with the BAU on a case, and the lead detective won't stop hitting on Emily. JJ nearly commits murder but keeps it cool to not blow their cover. However, later JJ and Emily are returning from sneaking off to talk in another room and almost walk in on PG chewing out the detective. She's talking about how JJ and Em are dating and to not step on the teams toes. The couple walk away so that they don't get caught but can't stop laughing when they get to the hotel that night
