#anonnight

[fu-imrhett]

Fmk: Soledad, Clem, Dona

Fuck Sol, marry Dona, kill Clem*

*Sorry babe I don't know you very well. I know something goes on between you and someone I know though...

[fu-imrhett]

can you give us a tattoo tour?

I have a skin condition that makes it hard to tattoo my skin, but I managed to get a moth done on my upper abdo under my tits. You can see it in a low cut top, it's really hot. The wings spread to my ribs. Other than that, Cass and I did home jobs on our ankles. But the moth took literal days and a specialist tattooist so I dunno how many more I'd get. Love tattoos though. I'd love to look like G Flip if I had normal skin.

[fu-imrhett]

Wait, I'm sorry—you were in a committed relationship before now?? So the whole 'wearing a dildo on stage' thing was just, what...you being a literal cock tease?

It's called a performance you fucking idiot. Did you really think you had a chance with the fake dick strapped to my jeans? It's as long as my arm, you weirdo.

[sondermink]

Did Cass ever bite you? Did you want him to?

Maaaaaaybe. Jeremy bites too though!

[loxley-blair-lockhart]

So, you basically won the lottery of perfect girlfriends, and you just bailed? Did your dick fall off along with your arm, or are you just actually fucking stupid?

Exactly. She's perfect. She can do better. She'll be fine.

[loxley-blair-lockhart]

What part of you thinks Piper will want to stick around a cripple?

No part. She deserves so much more than me. She always has. She's always known that I wouldn't be mad if she found someone she'd prefer to be with, and I'm sure she'll find that person earlier now. It's not her fault she's perfect.

[loxley-blair-lockhart]

At least now every wank will feel like it's coming from someone else? Cheer up!

Do you mean with the prosthetic? Cuz that's fucked up. I'm not putting that thing anywhere near anyone's genitals, even mine. Gross. You people are sick.

[fu-imrhett]

So as band leader, how do you put up with Cass and Shosh Fleetwood Macking up the place?

First of all, disrespectful to Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Nicks has been one of our biggest supporters and I don't like the fact you've even brought them up, gross of you.

Secondly, the drummer is never the leader. Don't be a dickhead. I know you're just trying to stir up shit but I promise, Cthulhu doesn't need help stirring shit. So fuck off.