#anontea

[twiddlebirdlet]

Anon Submission

Chris is not dating Jenny, the rumors were rumors. He’s cut her out for good, no genuine friendship between them. After all the rumors she kept pushing and the games she played causing a rift in the family, the friend ship has sailed. The blinds published from CDAN are fiction, no truth to them in regards to Chris.

Thanks, Anon! Did you want me to post these with a pen name so we can label them? ETA: this is from Anontea101 from Insta

[paperbaghero]

ask you ANYTHING?? ok ill do it;

So i like this guy and he lives on the literal other side of the planet and i wanna go there to be with him but we have a almost 7 year age gap which makes me feel insane cause I developed this crush faster than light speed. And no, before you ask Im the older one so I should know better. applying for a student visa just to be closer to him is a horrible idea right? or please give me your opinion on what the next steps would be if you were in my shoes

-ty anonTea

I-- uh-- I don't think I'm qualified to give any sort of life advice, AnonTea, I'm gonna be honest.

That type of decision is a life changing one if you're talking about moving into a whole new country for a crush??

And the age gap part is a bit... I don't know, tricky, as long as he's an adult or you've known him AFTER he became an adult.

Do you ever know if this guy even feels the same way towards you??

I just wouldn't make such a hasty decision without knowing the important things first. Like you do all that and then realize that person you have a crush on doesn't feel the same way or that crush was short term or he panics and agrees, but breaks it off later on. Now you're stuck in a foreign country with your heartbroken.

Take this with a grain of salt but your best chance is to make sure you at the very least tell him and if he declines... well, don't do all that???

[twiddlebirdlet]

Anon Submission

Jenny isn’t at Mammoth with Chris. He hasn’t spoken nor seen her for the past 2 weeks since he cut her off. None of the blinds from CDAN are true, here’s a clue to one of a few that are true “Civil War.”

Thanks, Anon! 

[xaviernam-blog]

Maybe you should ask Yu Hue Bond's help figuring out the other anons! She'd be good. I'll give you three clues, three words. Kirsztajn, samba, flamingos. They may not make sense now, but maybe in the future.

Yu hue’s bond’s help, you’re right she is after all 007, and 007 knows a lot of stuff that normal me would not. In the future, what kind of..-- I erm.  I will ask for help because right now, all I can think of is flamingo’s doing the samba and that’s not really normal..

[xaviernam-blog]

And what's the fun in that?! I'll let you know when papi figure it out too. I don't want to spoil the surprise to either of you! I'v already spoiled enough things when I let you know square watermelons aren't edible.

i can’t believe square watermelons aren’t edible, what is the point creating of them, if i cannot consume them. i don’t like looking at pretty food if i can’t consume it. so ‘papi’ and me have to figure it out, woah it’s like ...well you should wish us good luck, we aren’t by any means geniuses. i hope white strawberries are edible.

[xaviernam-blog]

i have addictive personality, i might never stop hugging you if i try even once!

wow that’s extreme, i don’t mind hugging but to that leveli think your papi gonna get jealous and I’m going to get tired arms

[xaviernam-blog]

i just really agree with papi, like i said you are very huggable!

I knew you would, i am, you should try hugging me.

[xaviernam-blog]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, teddy, blue whales have hearts so freaking big a human can swim through their arteries.

wow, really? that’s so cool, i would like to swim in their arteries, but I think I would drown, since well, sounds a bit graphic for my head. Now I want to go and see a blue whale, so I can awe at their huge self and be impressed.