Id like to see luffy's family jewels and learn if they're stretchy like the rest of his body.
“Na, well, ya’ can’t see it cuz’ everyone’s sayin’ they’re gonna kill me or worse if I do, an’ since some of em’ cook for me m’not gonna threaten the food.”
His tone was sheer and utter disappointment, as it seemed as though everyone was enjoying the competition, like a party, and pirates loved parties, which meant that obviously even if everyone was buckass nude it should have been perfectly acceptable.
“Mn - yeah, but, everything stretches - Gomu dakara ! Dunno what I’d use that for, but right now it’s makin’ sure I don’t get invited ta’ the party.“
Whatever party that was, that he was currently making the hell up.


















