#anouncer

[marsfactory-blog]

여자 아나운서 아이스버킷 챌린지 Korean female Announcer Ice Bucket Challenge

[incollegeandlost-blog]

I don't like sports announcers because I'm pretty sure that if we can write a script about people fighting each other with concentrated lasers and moving things by telekinesis thousands of light years away, we can write a script about a last minute touchdown return or a full court shot to win the game.

[ssstariii]

[pucksandtrucks]

[place-it-in-a-box]

whenever the flyers get a pp i always mouth the words as the PA guy goes "the flyers are going on the PECOOOOOO POWERPLAAAAAAY"

is that just me?

[gaymer-lvl100]

And Amanda Seyfried from Les Misera"bluh"

ohh the different ways people pronounce it....

[sweet-rico]

Blu Spy

"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS!" the soldier commander yelled at his new recruits, all slouched standing in a line. "If we're ganna get you babies combat ready we're ganna have our work cut out for us!" Multiple replacements for all BLU members were present in the event that one of them met their unfortunate demise. The new recruits were all sent to special training facilities where they would learn exactly how to use their abilities and weapons to help the vital role on the team they fill. Scouts were sent to a building where they would practice using their scatter-guns while on the move, Soldiers were sent to a facility where they would learn to use and reload their rocket launchers and how to use them to their advantage. The Engineers were taken to a shop where they learned how to build the vital sentries and dispensers, as well as developing new tech for the team. The pyros learned about their flame throwers, Demomen learned about their sticky bombs. Medics learned how to use their med-gun and bone saw. Snipers were taken to a firing range where they would improve their accuracy and speed. Heavies weren't really taught how to use their guns as much as how to cook a delicious sandwich. The spies having the most involved and complicated job on the battlefield were taught only by a veteran agent, in this case the BLU spy. "Gentlemen, you play an important role no one else could even dream to fill. You will be infiltrating the enemy base disguised as one of them, as long as you don't blow your cover and you follow these simple rules you wont end up like our friend here," the spy dropped the body of the RED spy on a table in front of him "One, know your disguise a pyro will never be in a snipers nest and a engineer will almost never be on the front lines just to name a few examples, know your place and you'll survive Two, sappers save lives, a well placed sapper can mean the difference between a easy victory or a bloody defeat Three, cloak the body, when you finally do take out your target make sure to cloak the body so that no one will be the wiser to his 'fortunate' demise Four, DO NOT BREAK CHARACTER! Those red team pansies somehow developed a way to shoot but not harm members of their own team, knowing that they will not be afraid to 'Spy Check' you" "Sir what if we do get caught?" one of the new recruits asked "Both MANN co. and our engineer friends have been working on the latest In cloaking technology," the spy pulled out his Dead Ringer and armed it, "shoot me in the head." The recruits not knowing what that item would do hesitated. "YOU!" the spy singled out one of the recruits, "SHOOT ME NOW!" He pulled out a gun from his jacket pocket and shot him right between the eyes. His head shattered from the blast and his body fell to the floor. The whole class went into a panic. A noise from the back of the room from the attention of only one of the recruits, the spy had uncloaked in the back of the room to prove his point. Noticing that one of them actually saw him do this he gave him a wink of approval. "GENTLMEN, this is your best method of escape if you should get caught. If the enemy thinks you're dead, they're not going to be going to look for you." The spy walked back to the front of the room. "That should be enough for today, your excused," they all started to file out, "except you," he pointed to the one that had noticed him earlier. As the last of the class left the room he approached the new recruit, "How did you know that I wasn't really dead?" "I don't know, I just thought there's no way you would have us just kill you like that so I started to just look around and there you were," the veteran spy thought about this for a moment, he was showing potential, not much but he was standing out from the rest of the class. "I'm going to give you an opportunity I don't normally give my recruits, I'm going to personally work with you until your a master spy just like myself," the new recruits face lit up with excitement at the thought of him getting special training from a master like the BLU spy. "You can go now," the recruit walked out the door and back to the barracks.

Over the next couple weeks the veterans trained the newbie recruits until they were ready for combat. The BLU spy specially trained the apprentice spy teaching him everything he ever learned while on the battlefield and he absorbed it all, until soon the student was surpassing the master. "Your skills are improving, but you still haven't seen live combat yet." "I don't think I'm ready," just then the alarm sounded and all the recruits scrambled into position. "Looks like were about to find out," both of them ran to the control room to see that the RED team had begun their assault and already taken two points. All in formation the new recruits waited for orders, ready to fight. "meant this is the moment you've been training all this time for, the RED team will be ruthless, but you will succeed. NOW MOVE OUT!" they all filed out of the base and to the point that the RED's were currently advancing toward. "You got all your equipment?" the BLU spy asked his apprentice "Yea, the engineer also gave me this new dagger he called 'Your Eternal Reward' it's suppose to steal the image of the person I kill with it and then cloak their body." BLU spy rolled his eyes, "A good spy doesn't rely on his equipment that much" "I'm just testing it, it...it's a temporary thing, I swear." The spy laughed, "Alright, let's go." They both cloaked and ran behind enemy lines. Running to the enemy supply point for believability they began their attack. Disguised as a heavy and medic they ran with a group of soldiers that passed them by. A couple of rocket jumps later and they were on top of a roof, out of range of their knives but not their guns... Staying in character the spy yelled, "DOCTOR! Let's see you shoot!" the other spy got the que and drew his revolver, and within a second three shots were fired and the spies were disguised again, only this time as demomen. Advancing toward the point the demomen they were disguised as saw them and started to fire. The thumping sound of their grenade launchers tipped off the spies to bring out their Dead Ringer's and let the dummies explode to fool the demomen. Satisfied with their kill the demo's ran pasted the cloaked spies and toward the point. Uncloaking they disguised as heavy and medic again and followed them. The demomen were planting sticky bombs on the door to the next point waiting for someone to walk through. Their wait paid off because just then a BLU heavy and medic ran through the door and before the heavy could even speed up his minigun they were splattered all over the walls. In anger the apprentice spy charged the demomen, stabbing him and taking his image. He walked over to the other celebrating demoman and with a shove turned him around, stabbing him in the back and taking his place. BLU spy stood watching in pure amazement it was like watching a perfectly rehearsed ballet. He walked over applauding, " Not the way I would have done it but, nice job rookie," he smiled and the other spy gave a disturbing grin. "Let's get going no time to celebrate now." They disguised as the demomen and ran into the building housing the point. Stairs to their left lead to a lookout tower where they found three snipers, watching, picking off BLU teammates like fish in a barrel. "Got another mate," the sniper turned to find gratification in his other snipers but instead he saw the two 'demomen' entering the tower. Knowing that this didn't seem right he instinctively yelled, "DEMO IS A SPY!" the other two snipers turned around and drew their Kirki's. The spies undisguised and evaded their attacks go gracefully you would think the snipers weren't even trying. A slash to the throat brought down one of the attackers, and a stab to the eye brought the other down. The third sniper not wanting to die at the hands of a BLU, jumped out the window to his death. "That was odd," BLU spy agreed, he had never seen someone just kill themselves like that, but no time to think about that now. They descended the tower. Right as they went down the last step a scout rounded the corner and caught two undisguised spies by surprise. The scout yelled for help, attracting the attention of a nearby pyro. She came running down the hall flamethrower in hand and ready to see some action. The scout came running at them, they both panicked and cloaked evading the scout but the pryo knowing better, started spraying the room with napalm in hopes of igniting the cloaked spies. She eventually ran out of ammo, the spies realizing this took full advantage of it, uncloaking and going in for the kill. A clumsy stab, a miss, the pyro grabbed her fire axe and took a swing at the spy, also a miss. The rookie spy taking advantage of the pryos unbalanced stance pulled his knife and took two stabs to her back. The pyro laying dead on the floor, and the spies realizing that the scout that had originally found them had escaped, they began to look for him. Peering around the corner they saw the scout talking to two heavies and pointing in the direction of them. The rookie spy had an idea, he cloaked the body of the pyro and disguised as her. He layed down on the floor near where she was killed, "Cloak yourself!" he yelled at the other spy, realizing the plan he did. The heavies rounded the corner and just saw the pyro laying on the ground. Both heavies ran out the building thinking the spies must have fled, back turned toward the pyro's 'corpse' the disguised spy rose and approached the scout, just as the spy got near him the scout heard the footsteps and turned to fine the dead pyro standing there. Confusion and joy swept his face. The spy in one arrogant move, undisguised and shot him in the face with his revolver. He fell to the floor, the shot ringing through the halls, catching the attention of the heavies once again. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" BLU spy shouted in anger at that display of sheer arrogance. The rookie responding to the anger with anger himself shouted back, "That fucking RED scum got what deserved!" "I wasn't meaning that, you took an opportunity for a silent kill and you turned it into a disaster!" The heavies approaching the room again heard the shouting and tried to take advantage of the situation by ambushing them mid-argument. "Fine! I'm through with you and this whole fucking team!" the rookie yelled as he cloaked off into the base. Grief filled the now single spy, his pupil had just rebelled ageist him, he thought of him as a son and now he probably thinks of him as a target. The heavies rounded the corner and without looking the spy pulled his revolver and shot both in the head. Anger and sadness clouding his mind he ran off with the intent to kill the administrator, the evil tyrant behind this whole war. On their fathers deathbed Redmond Mann and Blutarch Mann were left with territory which they were to divide up evenly. Both brothers wanted the land for themselves and hired mercenaries to kill the other brother to take their land. The war waged from 1828 to present day 1968. To keep themselves from dying in hopes of just outliving the other brother, they both hired the master engineer Radigan Conagher to build them a life extending machine. The administrator had taken over the RED and BLU teams after Redmond and Blutarch were too impaired by their aging to give ordered. BLU spy approached the RED base. A heavy and two medics were guarding a large iron door, he knew this must be where the administrator was hiding. As he was preparing to run in he noticed someone approaching the base, the rookie was slowly walking toward the base hands in the air in submission. The heavy and medics let him pass after a conversation he couldn't hear. Swept up with rage now he ran out undisguised with his revolver out, he shot and killed both medics without them even realizing he was even there, the heavy however got a couple of shots off on the spy, one of which found its way right into the spy's leg. A well placed shot brought down the heavy. Not having enough strength to go after the rouge spy he sat down in thought. The blood oozing out of him was making it hard to concentrate, he needed medical attention. Looking down at the medic's corpse wishing he had the BLU medic here now, he noticed the medic had a full stock of first aid supplies, and after patching himself up and taking some pills for the pain he entered the base. Running down corridor after corridor he found a room labeled 'Observation' peering through the cracks he saw two figures, talking silhouetted by computer screens of every location of the base. The administrator must be in there but who was she walking to? No time to find out, he backed up for a running charge and burst through the door to find the room was empty. Was he seeing things? He scoped the room, a second door and two figures running toward another room. The two figures at the end of the hall entering a heavily fortified room. A locked door stood between him and whoever didn't want to be caught by him, but this wasn't just any door, it was a two foot thick steel door with an electronic lock. The sapper! The spy hoped that maybe it would work on the doors lock. He attached the sapper on the lock and turned it, with a buzz and a small puff of smoke the door was opened. The administrator in a rolling chair in front of a wall of monitors twelve feet high, "Well, you finally got me...or did you?" A click of a button and she sealed the door behind the spy. He calmly turned himself invisible and started to approach her. "Do you honestly think I don't know where you are? I own both teams and MANN co. all your supplies have trackers built into them, I know where you are at all times," she turned and looked at the monitors, " as we speak your inching your way toward me. Oh but what is this, a second spy in the room?" The rookie spy uncloaked beside her, now adorning a RED suit. "I never really was on your side bro," the spy said as cocky as ever, "no hard feelings though." The spy looked at the monitors, took a cup of coffee off of the desk and threw it where the monitor said the BLU spy was. Being covered in liquid was making his cloak fail fast, he was caught.  Both spies charged at each other, guns drawn they stared eye to eye, "I'll pull the trigger if I have to," the BLU spy said with tears starting in his eyes at the thought of loosing someone he thought of as a son. "I'm not afraid of you..." A loud bang and a single thud, "You did well," the administrator said to the now RED spy. "Yea I'm pretty damn good." "Only one thing, you - -" The RED spy turned around to see blood spattered across the monitors and the administrator's limp body leaned over the desk. "COME OUT YOU COWARD!" the spy yelled in fear for his life. Muffled echoing laughter filled the room only adding to his panic and fear. "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!" "Right behind you..." A stab through the heart ended it all in one epic moment. Pain filled his body, not from the loss of his apprentice, the red spy had gotten a stab off as well. A clean shot right in the heart as well. He dropped to his knees. Laying dying on the floor, blood spilling out, life flashing before his eyes, he realized...capture points sucks, I should have played capture the flag.

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