Answer 11 and ask 11
The oh-so talented @omgbubblesomg tagged me in this. My answers to her questions are below.
- If you had a pet crocodile what would you name it? Fluffy McBiteypants… or Bitey McFluffypants… I don’t know. I’m taking a vote.
- If you were a superhero, what would be your weird achilles heel? Mood swings.
- Who gave you the birds and the bees talk? Never got that talk. I was one of those research kids who was constantly looking up crap I didn’t understand instead of asking someone to explain.
- Longest friendship? My sister from another mister - 27 years in November. Bitch didn’t even buy me a ring for our silver anniversary. I didn’t buy her one either, though, so… (and that’s why we’re besties! because we don't need that shit)
- Weirdest injury? Okay, so a million years ago I used to work retail. Early October 19nunyadamnbusiness, I was in the stockroom and lost my balance, causing me to spin into this weird B-movie Matrix-esque twist that resulted in me falling over a box of merchandise and crushing my shin against the top corner. My ankle swelled up to the size of a softball, I tore ligaments and tendons in the base of my foot, and I bruised up to mid-calf. Over the course of months, I got to watch my leg and foot go from a weird leopard print-like pattern of bruising to a lovely shade of green for Halloween (it was my zombie foot!) to that nasty nursing poop yellow-brown color. And I couldn’t wear anything but sandals, so that super sexy! I was on crutches/cane for two months.
- What’s your pornstar name? Well, according to Buzzfeed’s “What’s Your Disney Porn Star Name?” quiz (https://www.buzzfeed.com/iramadison/one-hundred-and-one-bottoms?utm_term=.ui4JDZ0zoM#.jwl47k9dyb), it would be Jack Sexington. "You like things a little dark and kinky, always using handcuffs, whips, and clamps. Christian Grey has nothing on you." A little? Oh, it's like you don't even know me, Buzzfeed. And don't get me started on Christian Grey. Just don't.
- Best ‘fun fact?’ The word "dork" is actually a slang term for penis. You're welcome.
- What’s your favourite animal (pets don’t count!) Unicorn
- Favourite word, sentence or poem? “Love as thou wilt.” It’s a quote (and pretty much the whole damn theme) of the Kushiel saga by Jacqueline Carey.
- Is there a story behind your u/n? Yes. It’s a lyric from “3 Libras” by Tool. The song resonates with me for very personal reasons and makes something beautiful out of what was a very fucked up part of my childhood.
- What do your hands look like? Take a photo of your palm and send it! (I thought this was fun so I’m stealing it as a question) I’m not taking a picture, sorry. But I once had a customer (at the same store at which I banged up my foot) grab my hand and tell me that I have the perfect hands for hand modeling. She raved about my “pianist’s fingers (long, tapered, good spread), well-shaped natural fingernails, and perfectly square palms.” I, personally, felt she was full of whackadoo (and needed to get her crazy out of my bubble and STOP TOUCHING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT), but others have agreed. My palm reading has a long Head line that says I’m a creative thinker, a Heart line that defies definition, and a long Life line – meaning people depend on me to be strong (STAHP!!! The pressure!).
@winchester-reload, @shennanigoats, @kreweofimp You're it! (if you wanna...)
Here are my 11 questions:
1. What’s your worst habit?
2. What do you feel is your best quality?
3. What’s on your bucket list?
4. DC or Marvel, and who is your favorite character?
5. Using Team Free Will, who would you Date, Marry, Kill?
6. If you had to give up your sense of sight or sound, which would you choose to keep?
7. Favorite color?
8. What is the worst book you’ve ever read?
9. If you could have a hybrid animal, real or fictional, what would it be?
10. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
11. What should you be doing with your time instead of answering random questions on tumblr?
Bonus question: When do I get to meet you people???









