#answwered asks

[amporadaily]

shoepora?

shoepora.

[amporadaily]

Upsidedown ampora

ladies

[amporadaily]

An ampora on a unicycle

ask and ye shall recieve

[wwhy-me]

oh hey eridan! I guess it has been a while since I last talked to you.

oh look if it aint jade yeah its been wwhat fuckin forevver at least i guess i really aint been around muchhoww havve you been

[wwhy-me]

Heard he's a disgrace to seadwellers nowadays. Acts like a pet to some mustardblood. Pity.

wwoww holy fuck i dont evven knoww wwhere to start

that mustardblood is not some fuckin mustardbloodthat there is my matespritan though at the current moment im actin like his slavve cause a some anon command or wwhatevver id wwillinly do it any fuckin dayid do literally anythin for sol an im not fuckin ashamed to admit it because you knoww wwhatif i gavve a shit about wwhat color his blood is then i wwouldnt be as fuckin happy as i am noww wwith himi wwouldnt havve someone i trust as much as him an id nevver havve someone to lovve like i lovve himhes the fuckin best thing thats evver happened to me an i could fuckin care less wwhat anyone thinks about that

a disgrace to seadwwellers wwell please im hardly a fuckin seadwweller anywway i cant evven fuckin swwim so you can take that an shovve it right up your ass

an if bein a disgrace means bein happy then so fuckin be iti dont givve a single fuck about that ill disgrace anyone an evveryone a thousand fuckin times ovver if thats wwhat it takes to be wwith himan if youre tryin to make me upset wwell you fuckin succeededbut im not disgraced or sad an i sure as fuck dont regret fuckallbut i am fuckin pissed

sollux is my matesprit an i havve evvery right to be wwith wwho i lovvean im nevver goin to lovve anyone but himso if that bothers you then you can go fuck yourself this is my fuckin business an youre officially uninvvited

[wwhy-me]

D4444dd1111333, 1 found 2om3th1n coooool! -holds up a large snake, she's covered in mud.-

"Oh jesus f—put that dowwn, Rezi.”

> You snatch the snake from her tiny toddler hands and, not knowing how else to get rid of a potentially angry snake, you captchalogue it.

"Livin’ things are not toys, okay?”

[wwhy-me]

"Well maybe if you weren't so DAMN TALL-!" ((And at this point I would like to point out that Drew is only about 5' tall~))

wwell maybe iif you wwerent 2o damn 2hort

> You straighten up to your full five-foot-nine and smirk. You love feeling tall.

[wwhy-me]

w0w

You are my:[x] Acquaintance [x] Friend evven maybe ii dont knoww[] Stranger[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[] Other

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[x] Pretty[] Beautiful[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot

We should:[] Fight[] Fuck[] Kiss[] Make love [x] Text or talk more iin general[] Watch films

I:[x] Like You[] Hate You[] Love You[] Think you’re …

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[x] Like You but not 2o 2ecretly[] Dislike You[] Think You’re … wway twwo niice twwo me but iim VVERY 2ecretly grateful for it

Should you reblog this?[x] Yes[] No