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Incorrect Frighteners Quotes (mostly Frank/Lucy)

Frank: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Lucy: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Frank: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Lucy: Is it working?

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Frank: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Lucy: That's great, Frank. Especially considering the fact we've been married for twenty-five years.

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Frank: Hey, Luce, what are your favorite flowers?

Lucy: Forget-me-nots, why?

Frank:

Lucy: Were you going to get me flowers?

Frank:

Lucy:

Frank: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Frank: *seductively takes off the reading glasses I absolutely headcanon that he owns*

Frank: Wow...

Lucy: *blushes* Haha... what?

Frank: You're really fucking blurry.

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Lucy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Frank: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Lucy: That one. I want that one.

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Frank: Luce, I wasn’t even hurt that badly. After all, you said that my bleeding was internal. That’s were the blood’s supposed to be!

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Cyrus, after he died: If you get killed, what happens to all your debt? LOOPHOLE!

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Frank: I need you to be scary Judge.

Judge: Oh, I Love being scary Judge! He always says what regular Judge is thinkin’.

“Scary” Judge: THIS IS TAKIN' TOO LONG!! I’M GONNA MISS THE FARMER’S MARKET!

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Lucy: If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything.

Ray: If I were to follow that rule, then I’d have to stop talking all together.

Lucy: Yeah…that’s the idea.

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Frank: You know you don’t have to sign your texts.

Dr. Kamins: Dear Frank, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Dr. Henry Kamins.

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Frank: I love saying ‘my wife’ it sounds so adult. *points at Lucy* That’s my wife.

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Lucy: You could pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.

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Creepy resident: Would you say my chin beard is working?

Anthea: It’s working in terms of keeping me a lesbian.

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Frank: I do not *gaze* at Lucy...

Cyrus and Stuart, internally: C’mon, man...

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Debra in Heaven: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you two?

Cyrus and Stuart: ...

Debra: Okay fine, it’s like crack to me.

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Anthea: Give me back my phone!

Creepy resident: It’s mine.

Anthea: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Molly in the background?

Creepy resident: ... Yes?

Anthea: Ha! Trick question! Mine’s got Cybill Shepherd, see?

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Frank: You know what I want to do to you tonight?

Lucy: What?

Frank: *leans in to whisper*

Frank:

Lucy: You didn’t say anything.

Frank: I know. I was going to say something really kinky, but then I got embarrassed. 

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*when Stuart and Cyrus first came to Frank’s house*

Stuart: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?

Frank: You mean "why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"

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Chapter Eleven: If Only I Could Have Two Voices, I'd Harmonize

Anthea had some nerve. Running off into what was might as well had been a battle zone for the both of them, no matter how powerful Anthea was.

How did she even think Molly would react to that? Did she expect that she would be okay with her girlfriend just driving off with a half-baked plan?

(OR: Molly's lament)

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Other Altered Perceptions Wedding Invitations

So I did a post on the wedding invitations for the Bannister family, and now I have the designs for weddings for members of their found family.

Invitations below the cut

Anthea and Molly’s Wedding (August 23rd, 2003) [not recognized by the state at the time]

Anthea and Molly’s Wedding Invitations (August 23rd, 2015) [following the legalization of gay marriage throughout the United States]

Scarlett and Dean’s Wedding Invitations (June 5th, 1998)

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Anthea Ludke

“I can't justify what my father did, but I can devote my life to making up for it.”