#anti-phan

[lobotomist-at-tabs]

daniel james howell and philip michael lester are going to die by my hand. the sonorous echo of the grip against the knee. their feet sitting against each other in the most inefficient way. phil’s terrified face as he holds the flag. the heinous, malicious, diabolical, disgusting, immoral, unforgivable wiggling of the tongues. i hate them more than i have hated anything in my entire life and i wish nothing but harm and curses upon them and their entire bloodline. because of the foul energy they have released upon this mortal coil i will personally ensure they never know a day of peace as long as i’m alive. refunding my tour tickets refunding my merch deleting this blog forgetting of their entire existence. we are truly living in the cursed timeline

[bebe-benzenheimer]

i wanna say my dash did a thing but it’s more like the pdp tag did a thing.. :/

[peach-coloured-ame]

dear demon phannies

please get out of these tags. us non phan shippers wanted a safe place on tumblr but you had to ruin that too, like many other things

[thegaycondor]

a summary of #phanisoverparty

*glee opening style* so this anti-phan person made a fake dm conversation that is basically has the "phan" ask if adrian(dan's brother) phan is real and adrian replains with saying that dan and phil are only in it for the money and don't care about their fans and a whole lot of other bs. A whole lot of people thought this was real and tagging it with #phanisoverparty and hating a load on dan and phil and adrian. and that's what you missed on PHAN.

[rina---tennoji]

If your ship hurts real people, then it's bad and you should feel bad.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

Honestly, I don’t think anti blogs would be a thing if it wasn’t for the fact that a lot of shippers don’t go out of their way to make sure people who don’t want to see their gross content don’t see it.

[pseudophan]

phil: *says he’s bi* phil: *never says anything to contradict it* [time passes] cERTAIN people: ‘omg he’s straight’ 'i can’t wait for phil to get a gf’ 'when is phil gonna get a girlfriend’

you know what? fuck you. phil has NEVER said he’s straight, nor has he addressed the formspring answer he gave back then and said it wasn’t true. sure things might change, but the last thing we heard from phil lester about his sexuality is that he’s “bisexual, though doesn’t usually like to label himself." you can argue all you want about how dan called his own formspring answers "full of lies”, but don’t you dare erase phil’s identity just because you have some childish need to prove that phan isn’t real and hate on those who ship it

regardless of where you stand on the “phan issue”: don’t invalidate phil’s sexuality. it’s fucking gross.

[pseudophan]

someone: shipping phan is gross! respect their privacy omg stop imagining them having sex!!1

same someone: *writes smut fanfic about their own underage ass and dan*

me:

me:

me: ok but what the fuck