#antianswers

[astudyingreer]

So Anti, got anything fun planned for Samhain?

If that’s a human holiday I can guarantee I don’t care. If it makes you feel better, tell me what day it is and I’ll make sure to murder someone on that day, or something. I don’t know. I’m bored. I get grumpy when I’m bored. I’m looking at your message right now and I just keep thinking, “wouldn’t it be so great just to turn Amy’s skin inside out? Just because?” and I get kind of excited cuz I have nothing fucking better to do.

Mmm... nah.

[astudyingreer]

It’s been fun, really. Can’t think of a single better use of my time. I’ll see you all soon ;)

[astudyingreer]

alright you’re obviously even more bored now, sooooo how about, pretend i asked you a question you actually want someone to ask, something really good. what’s your answer? without any context to what the question is

The question was probably “Hey Anti, why do you waste your time talking to parasites who still haven’t caught on to exactly what it is you do and keep asking for death?” And to that I reply, call it my good deed for humanity. If I’m doing this, I’m not popping up in your parents bedroom at 2 AM.

You know, I like you. You’re officially on my too-entertaining-to-fuck-up-right-now list.

[astudyingreer]

why does marvin need to learn respect? isn’t he at the same level of power as you, since he’s sort of an angel?

And yet he thinks he can boss me around, huh? Fucking irritating. Maybe I’ll turn HIS skin inside out...

[astudyingreer]

A man's misery is a god's pleasure

Amen and hallejulah, sister.

You know, resident good guy Marv acts pretty broken up about man’s misery and that shit, but you don’t know him like I do. He’s just dying to fire and brimstone you bitches. But don’t tell him I told you ;)

[astudyingreer]

hello mr anti! you seem a little irritated so ima just jump straight to a nice question: if you spend most of your time in a non- corporeal state, are you able to see things like ghosts, demons, or things humans aren’t aware of? do you have any friends on that side of the world?

Perceptive and good at following orders. Makes me a little tingly.

You know, “friends” is a funny choice of words. If I had friends, I probably would have had my transformative pivotal character development moment already. Sadly that’s bullshit and I’m fucking insane.

As for ghosts, demons, whatever you call them... sure. Why not. Yes, I see them. But keep in mind you call me a demon.

[astudyingreer]

what happened to the souls you bent all those years ago? are they still around as humans or are they long gone now?

I’m sure they’re around. Reincarnation is just a soul finding a body that isn’t currently dying from a broken hip. After a few rounds they probably get icky old me out of their system, but they’re still around. ;)

[astudyingreer]

wow that first sentence is unnecessarily frightening. anyway, are there things you’re capable of doing but choose not to for the sake of whatever the sake of it is you’re keeping those abilities under the lid? if there is, what sorts of powers are they?

Don’t tell me you’re already afraid. I haven’t even been trying.

I like to think I’ve been growing in the restraint department. It’s annoying, but a useful tool. As for abilities... let’s just say if I can do it... I’ve done it. I’m getting the sense you scare easily.

See? Restraint. :)