you gotta like.... put the fun in ‘funeral speech’

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you gotta like.... put the fun in ‘funeral speech’
Citizens, it is my birthday. Acceptable gifts include: wine, lions, and a spot in Cesar's will
Rolling up to the Senate meeting hungover lads, what could go wrong?
Wear your tunic super short to show off your amazing legs
Be into Dominant women
Why Walk When You Can Have A Lion Chariot
Sneak into Curio's window so many times cicero calls him your husband (he is)
I'm so sexy Augustus had to erase me from public memory so people wouldn't realize how sensual I was