friends bromans countrymen

caesar's right hand if you know what i mean

[clodiussuggestion]

YOUR TRIBUNE IS TAKING SUGGESTIONS

I WANT TO HEAR FROM MY CONSTITUENTS, ROME’S PEOPLE-

[catilinasuggestions]

burn down cicero’s house again

[antonysuggestions]

Absolve my debts and say hi to your wife for me

[clodiussuggestion]

oh okay so when Caesar gets stabbed it’s a tragedy and and a whole thing and everyone remembers 2000 years later but when I get VIOLENTLY MURDERED on the ROAD MY ANCESTOR BUILT-

[antonysuggestions]

All you got was a curia fire. I'm sorry man

[antonysuggestions]

you gotta like…. put the fun in ‘funeral speech’

[cassiussuggestions]

I knew we should have killed you too

[brutussuggestions]

Sorry, Cassius, I should have listened to you.

[antonysuggestions]

wow way to kill the fun, guys

[antonysuggestions]

you gotta like.... put the fun in ‘funeral speech’

[catosuggestions]

GNAEUS POMPEIUS I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BREAKING YOUR OWN LAWS

[pompeythegreatsuggestions]

What’s the point of unlimited extralegal authority if you’re not going to have a little fun with it?

[antonysuggestions]

Rule #1 of breaking the law is have fun and be yourself

[clodiussuggestion]

What Could Possibly go wrong if I utilize gang violence,

[clodiussuggestion]

[cicerosuggestion]

I Didn’t Kill Publius Clodius Pulcher but I Sure Am Glad That He’s Dead a novel by Marcus Tullius Cicero

[clodiussuggestion]

CONSIDER

[antonysuggestions]

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE!

[fulviasuggestion]

be a woman who takes no thought for spinning or housekeeping

[antonysuggestions]

let that woman train you to listen to badass women

[clodiussuggestion]

If you’re a high ranking political official who happens to be into powerful politically minded women and you never go anywhere without your wife by your side? You’re valid.

[markantonys]

every other paragraph in my textbook is like “antony’s behavior here is puzzling” “we have no clue why antony would do this” i love him so much

[count-di-luna]

just assume he was absolutely drunk 90% of the time

[antonysuggestions]

Can confirm, I'm incomprehensible

[liviasuggestions]

Cocktavian

[liviasuggestions]

COCKTAVIANUS

[norsesuggestions]

Eight - anuses

(My logic. Octo = eight. Anus = Anus. Not really. But for the joke ya know)

[antonysuggestions]

I mean "eight anuses" really fits his personality

[antonysuggestions]

Hey, girl, can't wait to streak past you this feast of Lupercal

[liviasuggestions]

Cocktavian

[liviasuggestions]

COCKTAVIANUS

[antonysuggestions]

Get banned from your boyfriend’s house. Ignore said ban.

[norsesuggestions]

Oh no! Why did you get banned? Sounds very tragic being banned from bf house

[antonysuggestions]

I’m a “"bad influence”“ and ”“dishonorable company”“ so his father says

[curiosuggestions]

well @cicerosuggestion says that I’M the bad influence so what is the truth 🤔

[antonysuggestions]

Were both bad?

[curiosuggestions]

be garlanded with flowers like a victorious wrestler in honor of your great political strategy

[antonysuggestions]

They really bring out your eyes

[curiosuggestions]

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived

[clodiussuggestion]

GAIUS CURIO MY FRIEND AND ALLY WILL YOU PLEASE help me come up with a strategy to avoid being convicted of sacrilege for the Bona dea scandal

[antonysuggestions]

CURIO MAN I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. LET'S GET SMASHED

[classics-suggestion]

be named either gaius or marcus

[catilinasuggestions]

this is lucius erasure

[antonysuggestions]

My mother hit all the bases naming her sons Gaius, Lucius, and Marcus

[antonysuggestions]

Be into Dominant women