Apr 18, 2022
Very important Easter question: Who in the family likes licorice-flavored jelly beans?
liz! am i allowed to say none of them? i cannot support these beans. the whole family sits around eating jelly beans, avoiding licorice until they're the only ones left. then they have some kind of contest to see who has to eat them all in one sitting asdfhj or maybe they made frank eat them?
or... you know what? i can see little carl being into them, actually. but not for the flavor - more for how crazy his teeth look after he eats them. he runs around creeping everybody out with his goofy stained mouth akhsdf hAPPY EASTER
#happy belated jelly bean day sdjfhak#i am back in bk after 10 days at home in nc!#and i have returned with baby nephew germs#mel is UNWELL#every time i see that boy i get knocked the fuck out#but damn i will take his germs any day of the WEEK he's so cute#ANY.WAYS.#this is how i feel about the beans lmao#anyone else wanna weigh in on the Discourse?#i am here and ready to clown around again#liz my most beloved#ilyyyyyyyyyyyy#mel answers#food