(( eurgh. Aoibas. ))
(Can I just… do this for our AU? Good, okay cool.)
Aoibas
who cooks normally?
Aoife is actually quite capable of cooking, and though Sebastian is too — it’s not a skill he shouts about. So instead, if there’s ever a meal to be had, Aoife will cook it. Because that’s a woman’s place.
how often do they fight?
Every day is a battlefield. They avoid most conflict in person by keeping the topic light. Or not talking at all.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
They cross to their opposite sides of the chessboard and plot against the other. They play the game.
nicknames for each other?
He has a tendency to call her “Red” or “(little) Dove”.
She’ll call him “Wolf” more than anything.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?
They wouldn’t be seen together, usually. If the masks fell away long enough… it would probably be him.
who steals the covers at night?
They’ve never stuck together long enough to find out.
Should they ever though, it would probably be Aoife. But she’d end up pushing them away, when she finds he’s somehow managed to get his arm around her, in an awkward sort of spooning position. And his skin seems to burn a little hotter than most peoples.
what would they get each other for gifts?
A day of peace, should it be possible.
who kissed who first?
She kissed him. Though they both know it was a strategical move. She needed him on her side, and distracted, if even for an hour or two, knowing what a kiss like that would lead him to desire.
who made the first move?
It was a lead on from their first kiss. And though it seemed like Sebastian, it was all Aoife’s plan. So it should probably be accredited to her.
who remembers things?
They both have to, otherwise it could mean a real spot of trouble. If they don’t remember every little word that escapes their lips, every place they went, how long they were off the radar, who might have seen them… it’s important that they always stay on top of things.
who started the relationship?
It’s hard to know. It’s a constant power struggle. Sebastian still things he has the upper hand. Still thinks she’ll always come back for more because who could resist him, eh? But he needs her just as much, because as she doesn’t tire in reminding him — she’s all he’s got, really.
They’re just to independent people caught in a codependent relationship.
who cusses more?
Sebastian. Infinitely so. Though if the mood strikes, she can definitely hold her own.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?
There isn’t much they could do, except hunt down the perpetrator. They wouldn’t let themselves come across as caring by showing any real interest beyond the superficial. In fact, one might even suspect the other, in the right circumstances.













