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[elohttub]

aojr replied to your post: “I’m gonna go for a coffee with the guy I have a crush on like just the...”:

does he kno ur tumblr username is fartmaster2

nah but I'll tell him that today so he'll fall in love with me and propose

[ramblingsofawildmeg]

The Adventure of Jonathan Reed Chapter 4

MIDSPACE Jonathan Reed and the Lady are being chased by King Neptune of Neptune's Neptunian Army. They deploy an oil slick, -5 speed -5 insight for King Neptune of Neptune's Neptunian Army. In retaliation King Neptune of Neptune's Neptunian Army set fire to the oil slick (IN SPACE). The fire catches up to Jonathan Reed and the Lady -10 Hull Integrity (just a flesh wound). Jonathan Reed and the Lady hide [obi wan] in a dark spot.

PLOT TWIST

The dark spot is really a black hole! Jonathan Reed and the Lady find themselves in a new galaxy and face to face with the ship Event Horizon. Jonathan Reed and the Lady “NOPE-topus” away, catching the attention of a smack (grouping) of Nopetopi which attach themselves to Jonathan Reed and the Lady's ship after a hilarious 90's style chase scene.

They then crash into an asteroid -100 awakes. Jonathan Reed and the Lady are knocked unconscious upon impact.

They wake up and find themselves in a medieval town. They are abruptly rescued by a man with a chainsaw instead of a hand. Chainsaw Man is then promptly eaten by a Dragon.

The Dragon picked up Jonathan Reed and the Lady and carried them off to its hoard of broken VHS tapes and perfectly functional Bop-Its.

Chainsaw Man was a bad decision for a snack, and the Dragon soon had a tummy ache and had to barf up the Chainsaw Man.

Upon his prompt return to the world outside of the Dragons stomach, Chainsaw Man struck up a deal with the Dragon. He traded the fabled limited edition golden Bop-it and a broken VHS of Conan the Barbarian in return for Jonathan Reed, the Lady, and Chainsaw Man's lives (they are still trapped in the hoard).

T. B. Cya later.