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If you could choose only 2 Pokemon to have in real life, barring the legends, who would they be?

Pssh, I don’t like most of the legends anyways. But omg I love this question

1. A ralts/kirlia/gardevoir (probably just staying as ralts for a while for convenience sake). Teach it teleport and voila! Life is good. Though tbh humanoid pokemon irl always creeped me out so probably in real real life it would be a different psychic. Maaaybe a xatu?

2. A noibat! I love noibats. And Noivern is my fav pokemon but maaaybe that’d be a little hard to feed. If I had the space you betcha I’d evolve it like, tomorrow

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Psychic

- my favorite pokemon of that type

- my second favorite pokemon of that type

- the cutest pokemon of that type

- least favorite pokemon of that type

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Water! [As Dexter]

My favorite Pokémon of that type:“Oshawott! I might be a little biased because Blair has a Dewott and she’s just the best, but aaah Oshawott are so cute and so brave and so cuddly!”

My second favorite Pokémon of that type:“Frillish! And not just because they’re part Ghost type, either. >_> They’re really beautiful to watch when they’re floating about, it’s enchanting to watch a couple ‘dance’ under water <3″

The cutest Pokémon of that type:“Okay, hear me out. Quagsire. Have you ever really seen their adorably stupid faces? I just want to hug one forever.”My least favorite Pokémon of that type:“Definitely Sharpedo. I’m super terrified of them, they’re so ruthless and scary and those teeth D:”

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Ghosts! [As Dexter]

My favorite Pokémon of that type:“Do I have to pick just one? That’s hardly fair! Okay, if I have to choose… I think Dusknoir. They look so sophisticated and refined, it’s amazing.”

My second favorite Pokémon of that type:“I haven’t seen one in person yet, but the Sensu style Oricorio is beautiful! I’d love to have one on my team, it’d really be something for appeals <3″The cutest Pokémon of that type:”Why are you making me pick just one?! TT^TT I love Phantump, and Pumpkaboo, and Mimikyu and Drifloon and aaaaah, so many adorable little guys!”My least favorite Pokémon of that type:”Spiritomb. They’re… Spiritomb are just terrifying. So many spirits locked away in a stone as punishment, that’s some bad voodoo that even I am not gonna mess with, thanks.”

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Ice

My favorite Pokémon of that type:Mamoswine! I always imagine they give the absolute best cuddles and riding around like mutherfrickin’ Hannibal on the back of one like ‘I’M HERE TO WRECK ITALY AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I’M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM’ except like Mamoswine would actually survive the Alps because Ice type YASSS

My second favorite Pokémon of that type:Mega Glalie! JUST… IT’S SUPER COOL LOOKING OKAY. OKAY. Beartic is a super close third.

The cutest Pokémon of that type:Just when you think desert armadillos can’t get any cuter they become ice armadillos and get tiny helmets and THEY’RE KOOPAS NOW OKAY. Alolan Sandshrew is a Koopa shhh

My least favorite Pokémon of that type:Initially I thought maybe the Vanillish line, or Bergmite or Avalugg or something but no. I still like those for some reason. I guess I super don’t like Kyurem? Compared to Reshiram and Zekrom it’s just kinda… there.

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Fairy

My favourite Pokémon of that type:Jigglypuff, hands down. Giant singing marshmellows! I WANT TO SQUISH ONE PLS YES.My second favourite Pokémon of that type:I like Klefki a lot? Probably because I also really love keychains and just, they’re living fucking keyrings and keys are aesthetically pleasing to me and Klefki just gathers keys and like, imagine having never to lose your keys ever again <3The cutest Pokémon of that type:DEDENNE. Omfg I didn’t care much for Dedenne at first but then the anime and UGHHHHHH I need seven thousand now pls.

My least favorite Pokémon of that type:*shudder* Sylveon. Mutherfucking flesh ribbons man :’)

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Chandelure

Chandelure: What Pokemon do you find the creepiest?

Yamask. It’s literally a human spirit that carries its old face aro-

y’know what, no. Jynx is the worst

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Genesect

Genesect: Is there any Pokemon you would want to eliminate from the Pokedex, or anything you would want to change in the Pokedex?

I read this theory once that Cubone is the pre-evolution of Kangaskhan/ the kanga’s “baby” is actually a cubone without its mom’s skull. So I’d add the pre-cubone baby as a pokemon, and then give it the ability to evolve into either Kangaskhan or cubone depending on, y’know, if its mom lives or not.