#apf jake

[blueengland-ocposting]

JAKE: I think you need a name. THE MASKED: ...What? JAKE: Something to call you? A name? JAKE:It's like... THE MASKED: I know what a name is. JAKE: Oh, good! JAKE: So i was thinking something like Mas, it's a shortening of Mask- THE MASKED: I got that. JAKE: -Which is what you are. THE MASKED: Do you have... anything else? JAKE: Hm... okay... JAKE: How about Smile? THE MASKED: No. JAKE: Okay, how about a normal name? JAKE: Something like... Eric? THE MASKED: Sounds like the name of someone who'd work at a shop, no. JAKE: Uhhh... JAKE: Jakob? It's similar to my name, but you are controlling my body so it fits. THE MASKED: No. JAKE: This is tough... THE MASKED: Why can't I just be called "The Masked"? THE MASKED: It's simple. It's easy. JAKE: I guess you could if you wanted- THE MASKED: I do wanted. THE MASKED: I- I do want it. JAKE: Alright then. I'll leave this at that. THE MASKED: Finally... JAKE: Wait but what about-! THE MASKED: AUGH!!!

[blueengland-ocposting]

PURPLE: Hey Jake, hows it going? JAKE: Awfully. JAKE: The puple line's gone and done stuff to everyone in the winner's bracket. PURPLE: Woah, yeah, that's no good. BLUE: Hey guys, how are you? PURPLE: I'm fine but- JAKE: The puple line's gone and done stuff to everyone in the winner's bracket. PURPLE: ...Yeah. BLUE: Oof. BLUE: I hope Blitz and Azurekyu can find a solution soon... PURPLE: It's so boring in here... JAKE: Mhm. PURPLE: Hey, the guy controlling you actually cares about you. JAKE: Not really. PURPLE: Is he a- a demon or something? BLUE: Or a demon! BLUE: Do we both have demons? PURPLE: (Shrug) JAKE: He's just a guy in a mask. BLUE: And we both have demons. JAKE: Well- SOUL EATER: Ugh, did I eat too many souls again? PURPLE: Huh? BLUE: Oh hey, it's SCOAM! PURPLE: Can he hear us? BLUE: Maybe. SOUL EATER: I gotta stop eating so many... I can hear them talking... JAKE: It's Jake. SOUL EATER: Who? BLUE: Blue! SOUL EATER: Uhhh... PURPLE: Purple? SOUL EATER: Oh yeah, the one with the cool skateboard! SOUL EATER: Did you like that skateboard by the way PURPLE: Yeah? SOUL EATER:

SOUL EATER: we all outta skateboard BLUE: Heh. PURPLE: What? PURPLE: I don't get it? JAKE: We need you to start a revolution against the host. SOUL EATER: Sure. SOUL EATER: I'll have it ready by grand finals probably maybe BLUE: Yay! BLUE: Thanks worstie! PURPLE: Yeah, thanks SCOAM. SOUL EATER: No problem, no problem. SOUL EATER: Bow, applause, exit stage left.

[blueengland-ocposting]

Failure #3 - Jake Five vote difference (5-0)

A perfectly average person. Curious, kind, but distant for the mostpart.

I didn't expect him to lose this early, though in hindsight I should have expected it. He isn't special, he doesn't stand out. Let's change that.

LOSS #3 - ██████████ ████ vote difference (█-█)

A perfectly average person BEFORE. Distant. STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS.

HE LOST HIMSELF. He does stand out.

[blueengland-ocposting]

JAKE: Jay? JAKE: Hey, Jay, are you here? MAIN CHARACTER: Hello there, welcome to my personal hell! JAKE: Woah, Diamond! JAKE: You look different... MAIN CHARACTER: And I feel amazing! MAIN CHARACTER: All of my worries? Completely gone. JAKE: That's nice- MAIN CHARACTER: Except for the fact there's nothing here! MAIN CHARACTER: Seriously, look at how empty it is! MAIN CHARACTER: I shouldn't be here, I don't deserve it! JAKE: Okay... JAKE: What even is this place anyways? JAKE: It's nothing like anything I'd seen before. MAIN CHARACTER: This is where you go if you "lose". JAKE: So where is Goober? BURNING MAN: HAI

[BURNING MAN jumps at Jake, who dodges easily.]

JAKE: Agh! JAKE: What is your problem!? BURNING MAN: FIREE! FIrE FIRREEE!!!! MAIN CHARACTER: Oh, he's just like that now. JAKE: I have to get out of here! MAIN CHARACTER: You can't! MAIN CHARACTER: I tried, and believe me, if I can't do it nobody can. JAKE: Fuck, man. MAIN CHARACTER: Do you wanna talk? MAIN CHARACTER: I wanna talk, so I'm just gonna talk. JAKE: Yeah, go ahead, I'm just gonna lie down. MAIN CHARACTER: Okay.

[blueengland-ocposting]

Results! Boss Battle: Jay & Jake VS Polandball

BLUE?: Game!

BLUE?: This round's winner is...

BLUE?: Jay!

BLUE?: Wow.

[blueengland-ocposting]

LR1 M3 - Jay VS Jake

LR1 M3 - Jay VS Jake - Online Poll - StrawPoll

What's your opinion? Vote now: JAY, JAKE...

LR1 M3 BOSS - Jay & Jake VS Polandball - Online Poll - StrawPoll

What's your opinion? Vote now: JAY & JAKE, POLANDBALL...

JAKE: WOAH. JAKE: You didn't have to throw me in here! BLUE?: Well it was funny so I did have to. BLUE?: Make sure to have an awful time!

[The door is closed, everything goes dark. There's a twinkling in the area around, the heat of the sun close.]

JAY: oh hi Jake JAY: oh you can't breathe can you

[Jay produces a full spacesuit from his body, giving it to Jake.]

JAKE: Thanks...

[Jake looks around, seeing a sphere in a very low-quality spacesuit. It's a wonder how it works.]

JAKE: I don't think we should talk to them. JAKE: Less work, don't have to fight. JAY: yeah JAY: i think he's having a good time right now too JAY: he might realise this isn't real if we go up to him

[Jake nods.]

JAKE: So do you want to talk or something to pass the time? JAY: sure! JAY: what do you want to talk about? JAKE: I'm kind of curious about your whole deal actually. JAKE: What are you? JAY: i'm like the fabric of reality or something JAY: not this reality my reality JAY: i built that place myself JAY: do you want to see it? JAKE: Yeah! JAKE: Um. Yes. Yes I do. JAY: i'll take you there after we get out of here then JAY: what about you? where are you from? JAKE: Me? JAKE: Oh, I'm kind of boring actually. JAKE: I work with a secret organisation which researches weird things that go on in the world. JAKE: I go through that elevator a lot, documenting every floor I go through. JAKE: It's actually a pretty weird place. JAY: i think i went there once JAY: i didn't really stay for too long though JAKE: Maybe you can come with me after this whole competition is over. JAKE: It'd be nice talking with someone who isn't going to throw a party every floor. JAY: sure!

[blueengland-ocposting]

Hey everyone, favorite person/creature on the ship?

JAKE: I think I'll take this one. JAKE: Cy is the only person who I actually knew before coming here. JAKE: I was sent to study his elevator because it arrived in the APF base, and we go out for game nights every so often. JAKE: Though I am more interested by Jay and Purple. Those two are from completely different worlds with different logic and rules. JAKE: It's fascinating. JAKE: I should talk to them about it some time.

[blueengland-ocposting]

ANTHEN: Hm... MED-KIT: Uh, hello! MED-KIT: You've kind of been looming... lurking? One of those two- uh, you've been looming since you lost that match. MED-KIT: A- and I wanted to see if you were okay! MED-KIT: ...You're floating away. MED-KIT: We can walk and talk if you want!

[Med-Kit runs after Anthen who promptly phases through a wall which Med-Kit slams into.]

MED-KIT: Ow! MED-KIT: I've been trying to talk to him for days now! DIAMOND: Wow, he's really not taking the loss well. MED-KIT: Oh, Diamond! MED-KIT: I thought you'd be all sad like him cause of how confident you were. DIAMOND: No big deal, we've still got a whole loser's bracket to go. DIAMOND: Speaking of losers, haven't Blitz and Florida been in that room for a while?

BLITZ: GAHH!! WHY WON'T YOU FALL ALREADY!!! FLORIDA: I'll be honest I don't know.

DIAMOND: Eh, it's probably not a big deal. DIAMOND: Anyways what are you up to? MED-KIT: I'm trying to talk to Anthen! BLUE: Guys! BLUE: Three of the contestants are missing!! BLUE: Now is not the time for these shenanigans!!! MED-KIT: Uh- how can I help? BLUE: Thank you Med-Kit! BLUE: Go find Jay I don't feel like running around this ship for the eigth time. MED-KIT: You've got it! MED-KIT: Come on Diamond, we've got an adventure! DIAMOND: Well not really an adventure I've already explored this whole place. MED-KIT: A quest then!

[Med-Kit runs off, somehow dragging Diamond with her.]

DIAMOND: Okay I'm going this way now

JAKE: What are you kids doing? DIAMOND: Actually I'm not a- MED-KIT: Important quest, restore the balance, go ask the blue guy we have no time. DIAMOND: Actually we have- MED-KIT: NO TIME!! JAKE: What weird kids... COPY: -_- JAKE: Oh, the copier slime. JAKE: You want something to eat? I'm getting hungry standing here doing nothing. COPY: ^_^

MED-KIT: This wa-

[Something slams into Med-Kit, something... purple...]

MED-KIT: Ow!! MED-KIT: Why does this keep happening! PURPLE: Sorry! PURPLE: I've been trying to practice using this in this world. PURPLE: Turns out skating is harder when there's more dimensions you need to worry about. MED-KIT: No, no, it's fine... DIAMOND: I thought we didn't have time for this? MED-KIT: ...I was... trying to be dramatic. MED-KIT: I should go apologise- DIAMOND: Nope! You're gonna finish this now! DIAMOND: Hey purple girl, have you seen Jay? PURPLE: Oh, yeah! PURPLE: They gave me this weird red and white ball thing... PURPLE: They should be... over... in... the...

[Diamond snaps his fingers.]

PURPLE: Oh! PURPLE: Yeah, they should be to your left. MED-KIT: Thanks! MED-KIT: Jay, Blue needs you. JAY: ok

[Jay realiportals away]

MED-KIT: Ah, another successful mission. DIAMOND: What about Anthen? MED-KIT: Sigh...