#aph greater london

[askthecountiesbruh]

Who is the biggest chav?

((It’s a tight competition between these folks lmao))

[askthecountiesbruh]

What genres of music do the counties like?

Here’s just an insight into our tastes!!

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What is the difference between London and Greater London personality wise?

City is older and more mature. She is also more fashionable due to having many designer shops. She’s the type of person who tries not to swear but still swears regularly. She’s pretty optimistic and is a social butterfly. She has many clothes but always defaults to her hoodie and jeans when she has no work to do. Both Londons need glasses, but City can’t stand the feel of contacts. City loves birds and dogs. She has an English Bulldog called Winston, after Churchill.

Greater is naughty when it comes to contacts and wears them 24/7 when out and about. He hates wearing glasses. The bruises he gets on his face are not permanent, most are from him getting into fights himself. He does have bruises and scars that are from his high crime rate, but the majority of his scraps are from him losing his temper. He’s quite introverted, but can be the loudest at times. He swears like a sailor and doesn’t care. A conversation between the Londons is usually a muddle of slang, swearing, and talking about dogs. Greater loves all animals, even creepy crawlies, but he hates geese. Geese and Swans.

But at the end of the day, despite their differences, City and Great are still siblings and they care about each other very much. No matter how big a twit either of them is.

[askthecountiesbruh]

To the Londons: ever felt like punching Boris Johnson in the face?

C. London: …. Let me get back to you on that one….