#aph state

[ask-alaska-and-hawaii]

Hawaii's Obsession

Alaska: Father.

America: Yes, 'Laska.

Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.

America: Wh-what? Why?

Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.

America: Um...That seems a little extreme.

Alaska: See for yourself.

America: Okay. Lani!

*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*

Alaska: See.

America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?

Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.

America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.

Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.

America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch

Hawaii: *growls* My precious!

America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!

Hawaii: NO!

America: LANI!

*cue tug of war*

Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.

[incorrect-states-quotes]

West Virginia: Pregnancy is a hoax. The baby sprouts out the ground. I've seen it happen.

Kentucky: People pretend to be pregnant for clout. It started with one woman named Eve and people been chasing the same high since.

[askbadlydrawntexas-blog]

Are you still a baby cowboy?

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

Akskkdjs Jennie is such a BABE omg-

NY: Thanks! I know I’m quite the babe 😘

[blogthenerd]

It's pride month and I know I've been dead but I wanted to upload SOMETHING

Hopefully I can update more but June is busy for me irl so many apologies

Take this gay Cowman Tex from my side blog

[anniesart1908]

Meet Alaska, the love child!

And Happy Birthday my little snow boy~ XD  ~January 3rd~

May all the best wishes to you~ ^3^

[meetthemidwest]

I realized in one of my posts about Virginia I said she was the oldest out of all the states instead of the oldest of the original thirteen like I meant to. Whoops. She’s the oldest of the original thirteen, not the oldest state in general, please disregard my mistakes.

[quimr-blog]

A cutie patootie