AU where Arthur and Yao are basically Holt and Wuntch
Yao: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd love to take some weight off your cloven hooves
Arthur: Calling me the devil? How original Yao.
Yao: Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat.
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Arthur: Hello Yao
Yao: Arthur. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
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Arthur: Ah, there it is. The shriveled husk of China.
Yao: Look, Ivan, a talking raisin with eyebrows.












