Germany headcons
Everyday life
Such a dad honestly
Ludwig is his name and stress is his game
Loves/hates his brother
Wants to kill Italy
Isn’t gay just European
Hates it when people talk about WW2
It makes him very self-conscious and uncomfortable
Has slight PTSD
Hates the color orange
Goes through slight depressive states
Has anxiety which is why he needs a slight schedule when he does anything
Really just wants someone to care about
Someone to make his loneliness vanish
Someone to pull him away from his work and break his hard exterior
Puts a lot of thought into his s/o and what he would do if he had them (sexual and not sexual)
He loves dogs so much because they never judge and love you no matter what
Gets eally angry when people trash talk his country
Like he starts shaking and tears welt up in his eyes
The sound food makes when it pops in the microwave is one of the things that trigger his PTSD
Has guns all over the house
A little paranoid
As a slight secret hatred towards France
Breaks at least one punching bag a week
But he honestly is one of the sweetest and most caring people in this world
Dating
One of the luckiest people in the world to date him
He would do ANYTHING if it means you will be happy
Smiles so much when he’s with you
Sometimes when he’s in a meeting he’ll have a flashback of something you did and have to suppress a laugh
Try’s to not involve you in his work life and probably wouldn’t tell the other nations about you unless he had too or they found out
It’s just because you are one of his biggest weakness and he doesn’t want someone to hurt you to get back at him
Is very protective but not in a controlling way
He’s the type to make you walk a little in front of him so he can keep an eye on you
If you are both in a crowded room and you disappear for a second he has a mini panic attack
But don’t get mad
The thought of loosing you actually makes his heart throb
Will take a bullet for you
Is very touchy
That kind of goes back to the protective side of him because if he can feel you he knows you are safe because you are with him
Loves to bake with you!
Will absolutely die from happiness if you want to work out with him but understands completely if you aren’t feeling it
Will teach you how to fight and shoot a gun (if you don’t know how)
Because he’s pretty rich you get spoiled a lot
Is actually a fantastic lover
You will never feel like you are lacking something when you are with him
You two will have the best conversations ever
He secretly loves it when you come and sprawl across his lap while he’s doing paperwork (makes him feel needed)
Lots of fun vacation days!!!
Would cry happy tears if you learned something in German or wanted to learn something
Teaches you how to do random stuff
Like change a garbage disposal or fix the air conditioning
You will be the happiest and most loved person on the planet with him
*Plus you get to listen to that accent*












