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Yog-Sothoth: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Cthugha: What if it bites me and it dies?

Aphoom-Zhah: That means your poisonous. Gods, dad. Learn to listen.

Ithaqua: What if it bites itself and I die?

Shub-Niggurath: That's vooodoo.

Idh-Yaa: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Yhoundeh: That's correlation, not causation.

Yig: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Nyarlathotep: That's kinky.

Yog-Sothoth: Oh my god.

Aphoom-Zhah: [about Ithaqua] He looks blue.

Rhan-Tegoth: I'd say more of a dark brown.

Aphoom-Zhah: No, I mean he's depressed.

Rhan-Tegoth: Oh.

Cthugha: *sees fire*

Cthugha: We can make a religion out of that.

Aphoom-Zhah: Dad, no.

Nyarlathotep: Ithaqua is late. Again.

Yig: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Hastur: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Aphoom-Zhah: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Nyarlathotep: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.

[Ithaqua bursts through the door]

Ithaqua: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

Cthugha: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Aphoom-Zhah:

Aphoom-Zhah: I don't think that's how it goes.

Ithaqua: I’m gonna eat your happiness!

Aphoom-Zhah: You’re gonna starve.

Aphoom-Zhah: Sometimes when we disagree you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Cthugha: What? That’s totally crazy. I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!

Rhan-Tegoth: Oh my god, you felt bad!

Ithaqua: I don't feel bad. I don't feel anything.

Aphoom-Zhah: I don't know. I think someone went to Ithaqua and got himself a heart.

Ithaqua: Shut up, Aphie.

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