#apistat-chaekoos

[consolecadet]

apistat-chaekoos replied to your photo “he paid me in quarters that’s $5 worth of quarters I feel so sketchy”

ur laundry rich now!!

yep! can pay for hella laundry or buy tons of stuff from vending machines

[reptilianilluminati]

would u ever be down for an organ

Elaborate. 

[reptilianilluminati]

if i just saw ur blog id assume u were a basement-tripping conspiracy theorist with all her money in bitcoin lmao. // if ur looking for something to watch and u havent seen attack the block yet you should check it out

Hahahahaha. I wonder how many people actually *do* think that. I have not seen Attack the Block, so perhaps I will check that out!

[reptilianilluminati]

Once you get this you have to list five things that you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of you favourite followers (non-negotiable).

Ha, I haven’t been tagged in any sort of chain thing in a long time–probably not since the heyday of MySpace. Oh, how I miss MySpace. *sigh*

1. My sense of humor. Although I like making others laugh, my sense of humor is fairly dark, and at the end of the day, it’s the little jokes I have with myself that get me though the day. 

2. My empathy for others and observational skills, as well as the relative ease with which I am able to get people to open up to me. 

3. My strong analytical skills. 

4. My taste in music, movies, television, books, and art. 

5. My ability to find good people. 

[consolecadet]

memetown: population u. say 5 nice things abt yourself & spread it around if u want c:

:0

I have good eyebrows

No one gives tighter hugs, nor more comforting ones

I write pretty damn well. I forget this a lot and need to remember it more often

A lot of people think I'm trustworthy

If I like you, there is a very high likelihood that I will make/buy you food

[reptilianilluminati]

apistat-chaekoos replied to your post: A dead bird was greeting me on my door...

did it speak human or bird

Only the language of death :(

[consolecadet]

apistat-chaekoos replied to your post: fanfiction thoughts: Read More →

it is definitely The Moon or some Energy shit, everyone is losing it. everyone is losing it in the direction of sex. at the same time. this can only lead to Bad Things

I personally have been losing it in the direction of anger w/ just a side of sex

but like, yeah

everybody horny

[reptilianilluminati]

would u rather live in a world where every time it snowed there was a 2% chance of it being frozen vinegar instead of water but fracking was not a thing and would never be a thing. or live here where fracking is totally a thing.

Definitely the frozen vinegar, of course. Also, I totally read that as “every time you showered” instead of “every time it snowed” at first, haha. Maybe I am feel subconsciously guilty about spending my day so far lying in bed, unshowered and eating leftover Subway … 

Also, this person is one of my best friends IRL, guys. You should check out zir blog for interesting, educational, and funny stuff. (Hope it’s ok that I am promoing you, KB, haha.)