modern au where the marauders call Sirius Siri but not an in endearing way and more in a “hey Siri, what’s the weather today?”, “hey Siri, where are my socks?”, “hey Siri, tell me a joke.”, “Siri, that joke was arse.” And Sirius has become so used to it that when a stranger asks actual Siri a question on the metro he tells them to fuck off. loudly.
he is never going to hear the end of it now.













