#apostatesanonymous

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Okay dude I found this one boy I cast for Gansey although he isn't a model he's an 18 yr old boy from vine. Check out nick and Matt and its nick the brown hair blue eyed one like he's a classic rich white boy and there's even a vine of him in a helicopter just like in trb with Helen

hahaha omg i’m dying. that is definitely like the secret turbonerd version of gansey. omfg he’s wearing a fucking salmon polo shirt i’m so done.

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apostatesanonymous replied to your post: apostatesanonymous replied to your pos...

I worked with fragrances for 5 years, so i’m totally biased about them because I love them, but he looks like a “too much” type. And I have a feeling he’s the charming kind of douchebag that’s amazing in bed but like “that was fun pls go now”

hahaha ‘oh god, see, you’re doing that thing where you’re talking again ...’

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apostatesanonymous replied to your post: apostatesanonymous replied to your pos...

Lbr he probably smells like expensive cologne and cigarettes and dude, and Imma be honest and say I’m weak for that. And no one should win the genetics game so hard like seriously it’s just unreasonable and the tattoos and lip ring are too much

haha i hate cologne of like literally any kind and he definitely looks like a ‘wears too much cologne’ kind of guy but yeah god why was he allowed to win the genetics game so hard. and that stupid fucking lip ring. [wanders off muttering and gesturing madly]. we were also saying that he’s probably either a total sweetheart or the world’s biggest douche, and either amazing at sex or just the actual fucking worst, there is no in between for people like that lol

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apostatesanonymous replied to your post: apostatesanonymous replied to your pos...

I’m weak and had to make someone else suffer with me, and you’re the ideal target for that lbr

haha arielle and isy told me i need to ‘get off his instagram bc he probably smells bad and i need to love myself’ i’m like omg guys. THIS ISN’T MY FAULT. but really every time i’m like oh my god you look like such a fuckboy why am i here [cheekbones] [abs] [lip ring] oh yeah

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Guys, new ship! Are you ready for this? Noah, Blue and Gansey is...

GLITTERGLUE

I know, I know. Calm yourselves. It’s awesome.

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Right back at you with the raven brats+Kavinsky prompt for that meme

haha excellent, that’s all i ever wanted ;)

Push off a cliff: same as you - noah bc he’s already dead and it can’t be that much different than a second story window right? like it’s probably fun for him by now

Kiss: idk i always say i will kiss blue bc the girl needs a kiss and i am sure i am not her ~*true love*~ so

Marry: ok, i would legit marry kavinsky and i know you’re all thinking WHAT A HORRIBLE IDEA DEVANN but it’s really not bc like he’s loaded always a+ and he’d probably just fuck off and forget about me for days at a time which really for me is also a+ too much attention is horrible. but then when i did need attention something would always be going on. and he can just keep screwing everything that moves bc i’m asexual and i’m totally fine w/ that. like honestly we’d probably fight constantly but in a good way or something. it would be a time for sure. plus i think he wants someone he will fight with, why else is he going after ronan when he already has proko lol

Set on Fire: gansey. whether you want to believe i am setting him on fire as the only way to burn his hideous clothing, or to actually kill him, i will leave that up to you

Wrap a Blanket around: we will extend this to also include cuddles and possible kisses and say adam bc that boy needs to be loved ok i will make an adam burrito and pet his hair and he will love it

Be Roommates with: well this leaves ronan doesn’t it, which would either go great or horribly. idk it would probably end up a lot like him and noah we’d just try to build shit that doesn’t work and i’d completely ignore the no going in his room rule and we’d watch horrible youtube videos all night.

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apostatesanonymous replied to your post: ❖ TRC rarepairs: Declan/Kavinsky

Omg I love that Declan! Who is he?

sorry, didn’t see this, his name is henry pedro wright :)

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apostatesanonymous reblogged your photo:grandenchanterfiona: apostatesanonymous:...

I didn’t define anything or claim that pansexuality is “the only good orientation” at all. I didn’t even say that...

Oh my god, you are like one of the worst parts of the pansexual community.