Feb 24
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hello hello hello moot :)
🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on
alr listen up for APoW (andy’s pearls of wisdom)
1. ☀️⏰‼️🎶👍
first thing i do every day is throw my alarm clock across the room. that way i have to get out of bed to shut the thing up
nothing says wake the fuck up like full volume AC/DC at 6am (my neighbors want me dead)
2. ☕️✍️🎉🙌
fuck voice memos ‼️ fuck phone alarms ‼️
if you need to remember something, write it down and stick it right on the coffee machine. in dire situations stuff it into a mug.
when desperate, duct tape.
3. 🏳️⚧️🫵❤️🔥🥸💥
for all my pre-t brothers, invest in gray eyeliner. draw two vertical lines above your lip and smudge them in opposite directions. BLEND it.
boom, darker mustache.