F.ᐟCK AROUND & FIND OUT ( b. eilish )
𝒷𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒 x f!r ❛❛ what's the saying again? play stupid games, win stupid prizes? well, you're about to find out just what that prize is.
・・・watch out! smut , strap (r receiving) , language , spanking , brat taming? , use of pet names and y/n
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y/n 1h · pinned she's lying guys her dicks about this big 🤏 billieeilish 1h @ y/n not what you said last time user01 1h HELLO?!?? user02 59min 🤨🤨📸 user03 59min okay freaky user04 58min not in front of the 124m followers...
you've never regretted anything in your life more than deciding to type out that comment. within the hour, those 8 words had almost as many likes as the post itself and it'd already began to make its way around every social media site possible.
editors on tiktok were already using it for their intros, it trended faster than you could say 'x' on twitter, and billie's reply only blew up the whole situation a hundred times as big as it should've been.
but of course, the way she'd texted you right after maybe, just maybe, made the whole thing worth it.
so naturally, with that ominous text and you being you, there's no way you were going to pass up the opportunity. you're sprawled out across your bed, grinning as you repost a couple tiktoks and like some interesting instagram reels just to test the waters a little.
ones that talk about not being able to finish or the importance of personality in a relationship, to be exact.
you can already imagine her reaction--the way her jaw would clench, her narrowed eyes, how she'd be bitter about it for the next month--as you smile yourself to sleep.
and it's never ceased to amaze you just how quickly the fans work, especially when it comes to you and billie. the next morning, you're bombarded with enough notifications to make all your apps lag and your phone start to grow hot the minute you open it.
damn. there's hundreds of users stitching your repost, their view counts and likes climbing by the second and it's so funny you're tempted to like all of them:
user05 she still got that big dick energy tho! #billie eilish #y/n
user06 helppp this is reminding me of that one time billie reposted the same shit when she was with jesse 💔
user07 it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean 😔☝️
in the first 24 hours, it's already become the new running joke in the fandom where people are dissing billie's "strap game" and she still hasn't said anything yet...which is weird.
you thought there'd be a text or call waiting and you were expecting her to half laugh and be half offended. but there's absolutely nothing and you're starting to wonder if she's just going to give you the silent treatment.
probably not, though. every time in the past she's tried to, she lasts a good thirty minute before she breaks and comes running right back.
you're still contemplating all the possible scenarios as you unlock the door, walking back home from the gym. and the sight before you is a possibility you never saw coming.
billie's lying on the bed, a massive bouquet of flowers lying on the nightstand table...alongside her strap. "surprise," she smirks, standing up to walk over.
you can only stand there dumbfounded. is she not supposed to be in new york doing sound check or something right now? there's already fans starting to camp near the venue and she's here?
"billie? aren't you performing tomorrow?"
"mhm," she hums, taking your bag off your shoulder and dropping it to the side with a definitive thud. "but i got somethin' more important to do right now."
she places her hands on your hips, walking you backwards to the edge of the bed as you grin. "more important than work?" you tease.
her hands come up your sides, working the zipper of your hoodie down. "well," she murmurs, pushing the fabric off your shoulders, "my girl's reposting shit about me being bad in bed. you think i'm just gonna let that slide?"
you opt out for a shrug just to rile her on even more, "i dunno. i thought it was pretty funny."
the effect is instantaneous. billie's left eye twitches as she throws your hoodie behind her and it falls all the way to the opposite side of the room. "funny, huh?" she repeats, her voice dropping to a whisper.
her hands fist in your top and with one sharp, effortless motion, she has it over your head. "let's see how funny you think i am in a minute."
before you can think of a comeback, let alone say it, her mouth is on yours, tongue already past your lips and leaving you breathless. one of billie's hands tangle in your hair, tilting your head back for better access, while the other palms your breast through your bra.
she breaks the kiss, leaving you gasping and still processing what the hell is happening. "bed. on your knees and face the headboard."
whatever ego you had earlier completely disintegrates with that command. you scramble onto the bed, back facing towards her as you hear her click the harness on.
"you talked so much shit," she says, nonchalant, her voice right beside you.
you can feel the bed dip down as billie kneels, fingers sliding down your spine and hooking into the waistband of your panties before she yanks them down immediately, all the way down to your thighs.
"strap game this, small dick that," she says, followed by a stinging slap to your ass.
"you were so brave behind the screen baby," she grins, her fingers tracing the reddened mark.
"i--"
before you can let another word out, two of her fingers slide through your folds and you groan into the sheets. "look at you now," she says and you can hear the smile in her voice, "soaked for me, for the strap you made fun of."
she brings her fingers to your mouth. "taste."
you part your lips as she pushes them in, your eyes fluttering shut. "atta girl," she purrs, taking her hand back and pressing the tip against you.
"is this okay?" she asks, her voice soft.
when you nod she laughs out a "you gonna take back what you said?"
of course you still shake your head, "no--it's still funny."
billie only laughs. "alright, have it your have way."
she thrusts in, filling you completely in an instant and the pleasure's so intense and so good you already take back everything you said.
"still funny?" she grunts, her hands gripping your hips hard.
she doesn't wait for you to answer, grinding her hips hard and deep, each one punctuating her words. "you think--" followed by a sharp push until she's all the way inside, "--i'm--" another jolt of her body, "--bad--" again "--at this?"
you shake your head no, moaning as she fucks you with a brutal, focused intensity. your arms are close to giving out as you fall to your elbows, ass in the air and fully at her mercy.
billie leans over you, chest pressed against you back and mouth at your ear. "look at how you're taking me, ma," she groans, "look at you. a mess on my cock."
you can only whimper in agreement, the defiance fully fucked out of you. she pulls you through your first orgasm with no mercy, speeding up her rhythm even as you clench around the silicone, chanting her name into the mattress.
she doesn't stop, not for a second, not even when your legs start to tremble beneath you and your body starts to jerk. "fuck," you breathe, "please bils, it's too much."
"hm? thought you said you couldn't finish," she laughs.
here we go with the pettiness.
"i obviously can," you whine, moving too much for her liking.
"watch that attitude," billie warns, holding you down by your hips.
"i'm just gettin' started. you don't get to come once and call it even. we're going until the only thing you remember is what this--" she says, thrusting as far inside you as she can, "--feels like."
you can barely hold yourself up now and billie pulls out suddenly, the emptiness between your legs a mix of relief and torture. before you can protest, she's flipping you onto your back, looming over you as her hair falls around her face.
"what's wrong?" she grins, "you tired already?"
she places your legs just above her shoulders, folding you nearly in half, and the angle hits even deeper, a spot inside you that makes you arch off the bed with your eyes screwed shut.
"i--ngh--i can't," you pant, hands fisting in the sheets.
"yeah you can," she slows her pace a little, "c'mon, look at me angel. one more, okay?"
billie's fast, rough thrusts turn into much gentler grinds that push you even closer and closer. her hands come up to your face, tilting your head for a messy, breathless kiss as you moan.
you clench around her strap with a wince, the orgasm pure pleasure, and her movements slow to a stop before she pulls out. you can hear the harness fall to the ground with a soft thud and she collapses beside you, pulling your body against hers.
it's silent for a moment, but of course that never lasts long with billie.
"so...did you come?" she jokes with a grin.
"obviously not," you laugh, "i was just acting--don't wanna hurt that big ass ego y'know?" you point at her chest.
"uh huh," billie hums, not buying it for a second. her hand drifts down your side as her knee gently nudges right between your thighs.
you can't help but flinch away from her touch with a gasp and she raises her eyebrows, the fattest, shit-eating grin spreading across her face. "'obviously not,'" she mimics your voice perfectly, "you're a horrible liar, you know that?"
you bury your face in her neck with a laugh and her arms tighten around you. "truce?" she says, pressing a kiss to your forehead, "or do i need to remind you again tomorrow?"
you look up at her, at the playful glint in her eyes and the genuine softness right behind it. "truce. only cause i can't feel my legs anymore and you're supposed to be working."
"good." billie smiles, "speaking of work, y'know i cancelled soundcheck for this, right? you owe me."
you run your fingers through her hair, "yeah? what do i owe you?"
"well, for starters, those reposts and likes better be gone or next time i'm not going easy on you. and second--" she pauses as you laugh out a, "two wishes? damn, that's greedy."
billie rolls her eyes, still grinning though. "second, you can cuddle me until my flight," she says, throwing her leg over yours.
and as you drift off, tangled under the sheets with her in the dark, a slow, satisfied smile spreads across your face. maybe that comment wasn't so stupid after all.
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