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What’s the weirdest Wikipedia rabbit hole you’ve stumbled down?

This happens to me all the time. My favorite was looking up song sampling for some writing inspo and I kid you not, three hours later I’m knee deep in cult conspiracies. Real talk all I remember is somehow Beyonce is connected to both of these things. 

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If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

The house from that old DCOM, Smart House. ‘Cause it was perfect before that kid started messing around with the hardwire and turned it into some kind of AI!Joan Collins. Can you imagine living in a spot like that now, with all the upgraded tech? I’d never leave. Either that or Carrie Bradshaw’s spot, She had that place on a Tic Tac salary and I would’ve never given it up.

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One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

I’d ask how the mummies got there in the first place, but it is Novis, that’s self-explanatory. At this point it’d be the least weirdest thing to happen there all week. Sadly, Brendan Fraser’s probably nowhere to be found and I won’t have an ancient mummy guide on-hand, depending on where my phone’s at. So really they’re just disturbing my sleep, I’m asking ‘em to bounce.