#apparently this is normal

[galacticarousel]

Video evidence under more...

I'm never touching ranked again.

[wolfofwhat]

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

guess who got sent home early from their first shift bc they broke down sobbing uncontrollably in the break room for 40 minutes before starting crying again in the phone accessories aisle

[bripotato]

Ohhhhh here’s the part of my treatment where I think every ache and pain must be a stage 4 recurrence.

Todays special guest: a spot on the bottom left side of my ribcage that’s been sore to the touch for the last two days.

[shy-veil]

Anybody else own Men In Black 2 on DVD but not Men In Black 1

[shrimpyshrimperson]

This pre workout is Pkay its one drawback is it makes me burn everywhere

[didyoustealmytoaster]

I'm at a spelling conference today and in the middle of a lecture the door opened and a goanna that would have been at least a metre long just came in and sat down. But not one person looked twice at the giant lizard that just pushed the door open. Their response was, 'That's Bazza. Sometimes he comes in and sleeps in the library.' And this is why I love Australia.

[upyoursmeatbag]

My house phone called itself

THAT IS THE STUFF OUT OF A SERIAL KILLER MOVIE Time to nope my way right out of this house