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they/any | “car freak” | #1 op81 defender

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[pastatree]

that's my smug ass grill the grid champion

[deadpoets]

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

lando norris fans amongst you i must know if this is a variant on his logo or if it’s something entirely different bc google image search isn’t being helpful

[homeofhousechickens]

Judging you

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

i am NEVER getting drunk again

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

im such a lightweight this is horrible

[oattastic]

just fell to my knees omg he is beautiful

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i call this meal "lack of situational awareness that there is a bear on the campsite RIGHT behind me"

(also im not gonna eat all of this but if you're wondering the berries are saskatoon berries)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

also yes, i know those berries are massive considering what they are. no i do not know how the berry dude at the farmers market achieves this, his gooseberries are also kinda hilariously huge.

hm. this sounds kinda euphemistic.

I promise I have had no relation to the berry guy's personal gooseberries

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

just got home from work and hopital and saw peaches on the counter something something a long distance relationship’s first sleepover together

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

last time i ate any significant amt of dairy was thursday night and now its sunday so maybe i need to rethink the “lactose intolerance” theory

[winblads]

the contrast between this meme and the inspirational quote right next to it on arvid's driver room wall 😭😭😭

[apolladay]

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

1) Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

2) Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

3) Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

4) Syrup because you like the taste

5) You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

You have a cold and need some over-the-counter medicine. Pills or syrup?

Pills because they're easy to swallow and syrup is gross

Syrup because you don't like swallowing pills/pills are gross

Pills, but you'll crush them up to avoid swallowing them whole

Syrup because you like the taste

You avoid either unless you're much sicker than just a cold.

Voting ended onJul 23

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

i didn’t see the “for a cold” part and so i chose wrong, for a cold i’m toughing that out. for anything else i’m popping ibuprofen like candy

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my toxic trait, after watching a pbr cup series competition live in person, is that i would kick absolute ass at bullriding. are women allowed in this sport idk. i could pull off a fake moustache probably

[moonjunipers]

bugs when you lift up their rock

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

fulfilling my cicada agenda

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

i just saw a prema fop jrwi edit this was made for me specifically