#apple execution

[las-nevadas-business]

“Dear Mr. Ex President

Ew. No. I don’t even want to know.

But yeah, great! But him and your boyfriend are being very rude. I still have Tommy though! He won’t betray me, I’m pretty sure..”

-Jira

"Dear Jira,

:[ are you saying my boyfriend is ugly?

TOMMY ISN'T ON MY SIDE!?!????

—Quackity from Las Nevadas"

[your-body-my-temple-baby]

bcb coming to you ooc: if Jira is okay with the MLM (and it really isn’t an mlm it’s more of a— well, you’ll see) and apple arc happening in the same universe, I am as well 👍

ooc:

oooh okay (bcb lore? 🤨)

Apple Execution & Blue Chalk Blunt Saga mashup is crazy 😳😳😳

[your-body-my-temple-baby]

ooc: apple flavor confirmed ?!?!?!

just confirming we will be selling these at the Event

ooc:

apple flavoured blunts are crazy 😦

like imagine being Wilbur in this situation: your boss's side company is having a collaboration with the company who is executing your bf 💔

[your-body-my-temple-baby]

Ooc: hey just saying the Squrgles (blue chalk blunts) can be apple flavored

that’s one of ••••••’s favorite flavor of squrgle as well, besides cranberry and plain/no-flavoring (so— eraser ✏️ flavored).

I could also release the pronoun and gender deet sheet but I will wait until the art show on Wednesday 👍

ooc:

🤯

WAOW❗❗❗❗❗

who tf is ••••••???? 😦😦😦

ERASER FLAVOURED❓❗❗❓

oh okay ☺️

[your-body-my-temple-baby]

ooc: idk in my head it’s happening at the same time so ig it is

here’s some lore for yall:

basically the apple business started in Manburg without Schlatt’s knowledge then disappeared after L’manburg got nerfed

It reappeared in Las Nevadas and started up again when I first asked Quackity if he wanted apples.

also my name is not Jirie! It’s Jira ☺️

ooc:

I think it's fucking hilarious if it's all at the same time. Like—Quackity is about to be executed by an apple salesman and Wilbur is joining an mlm scheme (not man loving man 😔)

BTW!!! Jira, what are your pronouns!!!!! I need to know or I explode

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

Tommy receives three apples on his windowsill. One of them has a cow sticker on it and a note that says ‘I would never bribe you’

… Tommy takes one of the apples, looking it over. Upon finding the cow sticker, he scoffs, picking it off the apple and simply sticking it to said windowsill.

“Yeah, right,” he muttered. “‘Not bribing’ my ass.”

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

“TIMMYYYY 💔💔💔

I was gonna give you my APPLE WEED..

Don’t you wanna see apple god ?? 💔💔”

-Jira

I AM A CHILD OF PRIME I WOULD NEVER SWITCH FOR APPLE GOD 💔💔

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

“Would you rather lose one or four?”

-Jira

Would you rather I put a fucking letter opener through your skull????

Listen. I’m Aware quackity disrespected you!! But that doesn’t mean you need to fucking KILL HIM :((((