#appledashpie

[prismy-sprout]

Applejack thought the joke was fun at first, but then it became annoying after the 40th time.

(Trying out a new Incorrect Quote via Tweet Gen, what y´all think?)

[prismy-sprout]

Applejack: Hello everyone to a brand new episode of "DIY with Applejack", today we have some special guests in the show, mah gals: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: *enters the room, waving their hands to the camera* Applejack: They have a special request for me to build today, the thing is, Ah still don´t know what that is yet, because they told me it´s a surprise. Applejack: *taking out notepad to write down the materials* So, why don´t you tell our viewers what we need for this craft, mah special guests? Pinkie Pie: We will need... 2 empty rolls of toilet paper 4 matchsticks 3 paperclips Applejack, writting down the materials: Ok, nothin´ too big Rainbow Dash: 1 rubber band 1 broken DVD 1 car tire Applejack, writting down the materials: That´s odd, why would need a car tire with those... Pinkie Pie: *deep breath* A 37 megabyte 4 amp multiprocessor chip 1 bed foot 1 microwave lightbulb 1 phone wire 1 broken mirror A ripped book A Traffic light A pair of your Granny´s sandals 1 dog food bowl Applejack: *writting down at a incredibly high speed* Rainbow Dash: And lastly, an empty soda can Applejack: Woah, that´s quite a lot of materials for just one craft, now tell me, what are we buildin´ with all of this? *Drum rolls* Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: OUR VERY OWN GARBAGE DUMPSTER!!! Applejack: ... Applejack, to Fluttershy who´s holding the camera: Please remind me next time to ask them what they´re buildin´ before inviting them to the show.

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Principal Celestia: Applejack, I called you to my office because we have received complaints from the cooking staff, because yesterday the school´s kitchen was left a mess, and they say you were the last student who was there, is that true? Applejack: Ms. Celestia, Ah can asure you that the kitchen disaster wasn´t mah fault. Principal Celestia: Got something to back up your claims? Applejack: You can bet Ah do, that´s why Ah brought them here. *Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are sitting next to Applejack* Pinkie Pie: Principal Celestia, we can asure that there´s no way Applejack could have make that mess on the kitchen... Applejack, grinning and leaning on her chair: See? Pinkie Pie: ... she was way too busy trying to help me with the broken oven Applejack: *eyes wide opened as Pinkie says the words "broken oven"* Rainbow Dash: Hold on a moment, broken oven? I thought you called us to cover up the broken fridge... Applejack: *covers both Rainbow Dash´s and Pinkie Pie´s mouths with her hands* Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: *realizes how bad they just messed up* Principal Celestia, clearly mad: So you´re telling me that aside from the kitchen being a disaster, the oven AND the fridge are broken? Rainbow Dash: ... maybe. Pinkie Pie: ... surprise? Applejack, frustrated: *pressing her head against the office´s desk* We´re screwed, don´t we? Principal Celestia: If "screwed" is the term you youngsters use for "spending the rest of the week fixing the kitchen", then yeah, very screwed.