#appleperks

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the romantic snap you've always been waiting for

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wilfred is so unreal its ridiculous and awesome i love it and can't stop 

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sure

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boy: so you do the sports

me: yeah riding

boy: haha ;) boys or ;) horses ;)

me: your dad, haha :p

boy:

me:

boy: lol

me:

boy:

dad: im a horse, son

boy: what

me: what

dad: neigh

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sometimes i put my glasses on and don't even realize that i still have my contacts on for like 5 solid minutes and wonder why the fuck my view is blurred, i mean how stupid can u

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strong energies radiating from this

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imagine if there were text post camps where u learn how to create funny text posts on tumblr

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babe is ur father god. cos then ur my sister. yeah we're silblings. so uhm could you like give me 3000 bucks i mean we're practically family so