The One With Football
Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues
Spirit week first time Riverdale has celebrated it
Whoot! Bulldogs going to state finals
I thought Baxter Raven’s were the Bulldogs rival
Honey getting Betty to cover the game
Archie giving up football
Bret asking Jug about his laptop
Fucking Bret gonna do something with Jug’s laptop
Jughead getting an interview with Yale?
He didn’t even apply!!
DuPont helping Jug out? Weird like what is he playing at?
Jug is rejecting Yale because Betty didn’t get in is kind of sweet but also stupid
Reggie trying Ronnie’s rum
Ronnie twerked granny’s recipe
Luna Rum, really?
Cheryl acting like she’s still in charge of the Vixens
Appleyard? Like can the writer not come up with a normal last name?
Holden Honey? Really?
So, we’re getting cheer basics now
Cheryl really not understanding the reality of what happened with Ms. Burble
Betty asking the boys how they feel
Archie thinks they are gonna win
Munroe has Notre Dame looking at him for football
Stonewall plays dirty…I can see it
It’s Frank Andrews
Archie letting Frank stay at the Gym
Frank is ready to leave
I’m confused about if frank is older or younger than Fred because he was never mentioned until last episode
What happened between Frank and Mary? Did frank and Mary date but she ended up picking Fred?
Nope, not happy
Lazy uncle?
Jughead telling Betty he has an interview with Yale
Her expression is like “and?”
Betty would never tell Jughead not to take an opportunity like this
Of course Bret would fucking be team captain because FUCK BRET
Muffins for Ms. Appleyard
Appleyard rejected the muffins and insulted Cheryl
“My body is perfection, you crone!” 👌
Cheryl taking her muffins back
Interviewing Bret
Wow, Bret is psycho
Veronica pitching her rum like shouldn’t she be in school? At cheer practice?
Bret got Jug a MacBook…air?
Cheerleaders on strike during spirit week
He said he would consider it remember that
Seaside High
Look a Baxter High student!!
Centerville
The coach paying the players to play dirty
Munroe better not get hurt!!
Run back into the gym Munroe!
😭 Munroe won’t be playing the game
Bret had to destroy Munroe’s knee
We are here to call forth the dark lord
Secret telling time
I feel bad for Donna
Bret cried while he was with a hooker
Jughead telling them he was homeless.
Poor Jughead lost his friend Doc (not actually believing this happened)
Cheerleaders didn’t quit cheer
Not they were threatened
Fuck Bret
I think I prefer Reggie’s attitude over Bret
Really, Bret? Welfare cases?
They are middle class you ass
Yes! Archie pinches him! Can we add that to that video where everyone is getting punched to the tune of Annie’s it’s a hard knock life?
Fight between bulldogs and stonewall
Did Jughead join in or is he trying to stop it?
Archie is 18 he probably got arrested for assault
Archie called his uncle
Jughead really sitting down with Yale
H.P Lovecraft as an influencer
He punched Hiram! And it was glorious
Frank was in the army!
Sending Veronica in to get information
Veronica bringing her rum
Mommy and son moment?
Mary knows!!
FP told of course
Frank had a DUI but Fred took the blame
The blonde wig
The fuck, Bret?!
Punch him, Veronica
God I hate Brett
Fucking Jughead just fucked everything up!!
Why is he at the party?!
Jughead admitting he screwed up not telling her about the skull and quill society
Jug asking if Bret confessed
Like no you asshole you ruined it!
Archie approaching Frank about the DUI
Frank got help, good for him
Fucking Hiram and his legal means to stop Veronica
Of course one of the people were Hiram’s friend
Don’t do it, don’t team up
“Why would you accept my help?” You’re the fucking devil!
Mr. DuPont asking to come in like he isn’t already standing in the room
Well Jughead could have said that she didn’t have the evidence (which she told him she didn’t have)
Jughead saying he can’t tell her what not to write
And then questioning if it would affect his chances with Yale
Frank better not be talking about drugs
Bad Frank!
Honey rejecting the article…I wonder if he went to stonewall
Munroe took the pills
Jughead joining Betty on the Riverdale side
Reggie and Veronica at halftime
Did Veronica ever go to practice?
Ms. Appleyard locked in her office
Cheryl locking her in the office
She’s been in charged since freshman year and I don’t believe that shit
Veronica saying “Fact”
Of course Cherry Bomb would be the song of choice
Ouch I feel bad for the Bulldogs getting hit all over
Probably not when they find out about your knee
Bret running after Betty to tell her sorry about her article
Cheryl and Veronica going into business together
Someone keyed Hiram’s car
It was Reggie and Veronica or maybe just Reggie
Is Veronica dating anyone I can’t keep up is she with Archie or Reggie or no one
So I think Bret has a type…he likes Blondes
Frank at the Andrews
Breakfast on the beach
Quiz team
Riverdale is getting a team for the quiz bowl
FP at Stonewall
Jughead going to Yale!
Fuck Bret!
Please no! Don’t put Jug and Bret in the same room
Betty didn’t kill Jughead
Betty didn’t get into Yale though
