tagged by @bitters-enthusiast
1. What is your name?
“Zander.”
2. Do you know why you’re named that?
“I named myself that because I liked it.”
3. Are you single or taken?
He opens his mouth to answer but the words are drowned out by the whining of all the realities he exists and has different lovers in as they all collapse down upon him. There’s a thirty second gap where there’s nothing but a ringing noise and a black screen, we briefly see a young man sitting at a computer saying ‘what a silly question to ask a character on a tumblr blog’, and then reality reconstitutes itself and all is normal. Zander shrugs.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
“I see dead people.”
5. Stop being a Mary Sue.
“Stop being judgy bitch.”
6. What’s your eye color?
“Light brown.”
7. How about your hair color?
“Darker brown.”
8. Have any family members?
“My aunt, her wife, and my three cousins.”
9. Oh! How about pets?
“I’ve got a big whiny baby named Ianus.” He gestures to an adult black leopard, who is sitting up in the branches of a tree nearby and having a nice little nap.
10. That’s cool, I guess, now tell me something you don’t like.
“People who go out of their way to hurt other people. And mosquitoes.”
11. Do you have any hobbies/activities that you like to do?
“Sometimes I go down by the shore and pick up seashells. I’ll paint once in a while but like, I’m not very good at it. It’s just relaxing.”
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
“I..... yeah.”
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
“God, no.”
14. What kind of animal are you?
“Uhhhhhh. I’m, uhhh.” He screws up his face a little while he thinks. “I’m a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moth.”
15. Name your worst habits?
“....I.. I catch me telling myself noone actually likes me a lot.”
16. Do you look up to anyone?
He taps his chin thoughtfully. “My dad?”
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
“Pan, baby.”
18. Do you go to school?
“Nah.”
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
“NAH.”
20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
He just laughs so hard he snorts.
21. What are you most afraid of?
“That I’ll die the same person I started, and alone and unloved to boot.”
22. What do you usually wear?
“Uhhhh. Black stuff.”
23. What’s one food that tempts you?
“Selasi’s bread.” And then he gasps suddenly, eyes bright. “SWEET ROLLS.”
24. Am I annoying to you?
“..n.....no?”
25. Well, it’s still not over!
“Okay??”
26. What class are you? (low/middle/high)
“I guess middlish?”
27. How many friends do you have?
“A couple.” Then he actually thinks about it, and smiles softly. “Actually, a few.”
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
“It’s good.”
29. Favorite drink?
“Apple cider.”
30. What’s your favorite place?
“I dunno, Nopal, probably? It’d be easier to list off places I don’t like, honestly.”
31. Are you interested in anyone?
He shrugs, but his face slowly turns red.
32. That was a stupid question…
“Why was it stupid? Love yourself.”
33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
“Both. They’re very different swimming experiences and I love both. Also though: river.”
34. What’s your type?
“...b.......big..”
35. Any fetishes?
His eyes twinkle a little amusedly and he just shrugs again.
36. Camping or outdoors?
“Isn’t camping outdoors?? Is that not where you go when you wanna go camping?” tagging: @hismagick @brashir steal it