OKAY SO THESE COMPANIES, these fucking companies.
We came in with Romeo and Sierra, top tier companies, they were the best on the regiment, everyone loved them, so jealous I was kicked out. Tango and Uniform (The next one I went into) was boring. Just another company.
BUT THEN WHISKEY AND FUCKING VICTOR.
They're all tiny, like holy shit everyone was three feet tall, I tell you what. I was doing the whole Yoeman(Or however you spell it?) business, directing them where to sit in the galley. Now the first time they went in, they kept fucking up, which is understandable because wow did we all do that, but the CCs HAMMERED into them. Like 7 CCs on one person shrieking at them to PUT YOUR HEELS TOGETHER FEMALE. They were crying and puking and tripping everywhere, I felt bad for them and just wanted to hold them all.
But then the next breakfast they kept doing the same shit, and lunch, and dinner, and then the breakfast after. Not putting their heels together, still getting dessert, staring at the CCs, looking at the CC table, walking in front of the CCs when the CCs are walking, walking the wrong way, not getting their covers on, not taking their covers off.
I'd tell them how to get in formation, and I'd tell them to put their cover on and they just STARED at me. So I was like
"Get your cover on shipmate. Shipmate, cover. YOUR HAT. THAT THING THAT GOES ON YOUR HAT. PUT IT ON. SHIPMATE. PUT YOUR FUCKING COVER ON BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU."
And then the CC saw them without their covers on and unleashed hell and I'm standing here like, I TOLD YOU. I DUN TOLD YOU.
So one gets sent to DHE. It was me, Musgrave, some other guy, this 36 year old from Depot who was quitting, myself, and this chick who got medically discharged from Whiskey.
The dude(Smith) from Depot and the chick from Whiskey(I can't even spell her last name, it was like...Nikokluaklua or something, we'll call her Niko) were the stupidest sunnava bitches.
Niko kept asking questions every five seconds. (Good morning, did you sleep well? Do you think it snowed? Do you think its cold outside? I hear vacuuming who do you think is vacuuming? Do you think the Xray machine is working today? What do you think is for breakfast today? What color are mountains? Can you draw this for me? Can you sharpen this for me?) I started tallying all of her questions and I go to 55 questions in an hour.
She got orders from a CC saying "You, Smith, Mirch, and St.Onge go to the TO for your paperwork."
She told us, "Me, Smith, and Mirch are supposed to go to the RO!" And after questioning her several times and her being all YEAH JUST US not you, we're going to the RO
I eventually get told by the CC why I was at DHE and not getting my paperwork done at the TO. I GET THERE 30 MINUTES LATE and theyre all sitting there and Niko just stares at me like ^____^ Teehee woops, I guess I got it wrong! And I was SO CLOSE to strangling her in front of the Commander.
AND THEN we were coming back to Sexton from the Galley, and the CC tells us to break traffic regulations and go a certain way so we'll get to Sexton faster, and her and Smith completely break formation and wander off after him and Musgrave and I were like WHAT THE HELL GET BACK IN FORMATION you're going to get us in trouble!
And Niko gives us this sassy *SNK* noise that annoying popular chicks do, and said, 'Well SMITH is going it teehee, I don't see the big problem.' So of course the CC yells at us and calls us idiots for breaking formation.
Smith is 36, was a teacher, and has a family. He farted in front of the CCs, he got snarky with them, and he refused to do work, so he was as grating as Niko was and UHG IT WAS HELL.
So happy I'm away from all those idiots.
OH YEAH, MUSGRAVE JOKINGLY TOLD NIKO to ask the CC if we could order a pizza, and she did it. She didn't even say sir either, she poked her head into the office all "hey can we order a pizza?" and I was mortified. UHG.
FUCKING WHISKEY AND VICTOR MAN.
