#apsap

[was-quoting-god]

Scout: So let me get this straight. You’re afraid of being backstabbed and yet you team up with a guy whose job is to literally backstab people?

Wheatley: Alright, yes. I know it sounds a little unwise to be working with a literal backstabber, but he can’t backstab me, alright? Why’s that, you ask? Simple: Because I’m in his pocket and I’ve got a hold of all of his knives at all times.

[the-wheatley-core]

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((Wheatley is pretty fragile. Emotionally fragile that is.))

[was-quoting-god]

Wheatley: Can I have a story?

Scientist: Once upon a time, there was a little core that was so annoying that everyone collectively decided to sell him to a shady guy in a mask.

Wheatley: Ooh... that sounds a little dubious. Was the guy in the mask evil?

Scientist: No, he was a nice guy who collected hats for a living.

Wheatley: Oh, well that sounds much nicer. Thank you.

[bermuda-n-drangle]

i should have spent the $20 holy shit

that sapper is beautiful