#apt 32

[rachlovesmoony]

Apt 32 Family Reunion on Friday.

I’m so excited I miss this

[rachlovesmoony]

the smoothie incident

So one time our first semester senior year we bought a blender at goodwill for our apartment because we wanted smoothies and it was cheap. So we buy the blender get the smoothie things and proceed to blend us up a great smoothie. 

Then we get our glasses and go to try and pour this wonderful smoothie and realize we don’t know how to get the pitcher thing off the blender bit. So we’re tugging and pulling and trying to get the thing off the blender base and all the sudden we’re like hey wait and start turning the thing and surprise the thing starts turning yay. So we turn the thing and lift it off the blender bit and guess what you are not supposed to turn it to get the pitcher thing off... that unscrews the base from the pitcher

so woosh we lift the thing and the entire contents of the pitcher goes all over the base and all over the table

so logically we got a giant bowl and scraped the table smoothie into the bowl and then poured vodka in it to kill the germs and drank that shit

[rachlovesmoony]

Sometimes when I miss my home and my made family so much I feel like I can’t breathe and I’m spiraling into the vast pit that is my brain I remember that my home isn’t a place but it’s the people in my family and they’re far away but they’re only a phone call away so it’ll be okay maybe not now but eventually

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[rachlovesmoony]

I can’t taste limes without the ghost of tequila.

[rachlovesmoony]

Sometimes the thought that I’m never going home again makes it hard to breathe

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I miss the crazy ass family I made

[rachlovesmoony]

It's even weirder cause I'm not gonna text the cat.

Kit (talking about how we're not going to see the cat anymore)