Why u scared of pigeons
Idk Aqua, I guess it could be the fact that (I'm convinced) they evolved their eyes as weapons of psychological warfare, or the sheer number of times they've shat on me— but it could also be this recurring dream I've had since I was a kid where an obese pigeon the size of a literal house corners me in an abandoned penthouse of a building and tries to squash me to death???












