“So let me get this straight.” Thin fingers curl into gloved hands as Cora finds herself on the verge of erupting. Sure, the Battle Frontier’s opening was a momentous occasion, and she would be remiss if she didn’t participate in the festival.
That being said...
“Dynamaxing? DYNAMAXING?! You mean the overhyped, useless phenomenon that singlehandedly turned Galar into a polluted wasteland that Poison Types can’t even survive in?! Oh sure, Macro Cosmos has plenty of resources to invest in fixing the environment or discovering alternative fuel sources, but they’d rather sink their millions into making the problem worse because ‘look at me, I made my Wailord the size of a skyscraper’!”
“It’s just Mega Evolution, but worse and with no bearing on the bonds between Pokémon and their trainer! At least with Mega Evolution it’s functional outside of a league setting!”