#arabel1a

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THE FAKE ELEPHANT THT KRISTEN THOUGHT WAS REAL WAS ON GRAHAM NORTON AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL TOO

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OH MY GO D fkuc i wish i could make a witty reply i cant write these things i am so bad at it wtf these are so cute im literally dying of love i cant believe this im going to start crytyyingggg

its ok bby omg and i knoowwwwwww im gonna die how cute gughghhuh

we will be the best of fwenz tho

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BNIE I AM DYIGN I AM DYING

im so sad that i thought about this how much fun would the four of us have at hogwarts

snowball fights, paul throws one at peter but he uses a web to whip it back and paul gets ogrumpy and huffy bc that is chEATING

and u have to brush all the snow and slush out of his fluffy hair and ur like 'dont take it so hard ur arm isnt that good anyway love' and hes like 'thansk HEY wai T'

and im gonna tackle peter into the snow im half his size but ill DO IT

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fuck i literally choked when i read that ofmg ;would you take offense’ oh my god he would say that

IF PAUL SEES ANOTHER STUDENT SMASH A SPIDER HES LIKE 'HEY STOP !!! >8c' and theyre like 'w hy' and hes like 'BECAUSE I-- I uh' adn peter is laughing again but he appreciates it so much ohw cute ur bb is so sweet hes so protective of his spider friend and lil spiders

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i CANNOT DEAL with this i cant stop mismiling what the iwhat is this i cant believe this i keep picture paulie saying these things im crying picture us all at hogwarts wtf im burning

it would be so cuuuute though all of us walkin around and paul seeing a spider on the brick railing along the building, and almost smacking it before turning to peter like 'would u take offense if i smacked this spider, like. that would make me a right arse wouldn' it?'

and peter like cracks the fuck up

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FUCKF UCK IM LITERALLY OH YM GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS IM LIKTERALLY IN FLAMES

'no no im serious! i want to know if this is something thats like?? happened?' 'WHY do you want to know, what kind of bug anyway???'

'like a spi--' [freezes bc peter is walking by, before whispering harshly] 'like a /spider?????/' but it woudl be so cute when paul does confront peter about it bc peter would be like 'oh mgo pls dont tell anyone pls 8CCCC' ohhh no and paul is like 'no mate ur secret is safe with me its ok uwu'

but if i  found out aboutit id freak out how cool is that im friends with a spider boy and id tell u and all four of us can be fwenz and tease peter about it but make him feel better bc !!! hes more than his weird spider power !! hes a sweetheart and we love him with or without them right

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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS

he probs has his spider powers but hes rly shy abt it kristen

but one day paul startles him in a corridor from behind like 'Oi, Parker, you seen Kristen around--' and peter drops a bunch of scrolls but he instinctively snatches em back with webbing with a quiet 'thwip' and Paul stops a few feet behind him

and hes a lil suspicious but he doesnt say anything for a while but one day he asks u 'have u ever heard of anyone bein part bug or that?'

and ur like 'wh a t tthe fuck paulie'

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i am bunrning

im shy but id totally mess w peter bc hes a lil shy too but once hes comfortable hes so snarky i lvoe tthis boy

id call at him from the hufflepuff table and save him an extra sweet roll at breakfast and bring it to him on the way to class while bumping him a lil bit like 'can i borrow ur Charms essay'

'so you can copy it word for word?'

'NO I AM APPALLED'

'...so i can strategically use the points you did and put hem in my essay in my own words uwu'