Why Is This So Crunchy? - Part 1
Enid: Babe, why is this so uh— crunchy?
Wednesday: Is the flavor not to your liking?
Enid: Oh no, it tastes great! It’s just— it’s got a ton of texture for a smoothie.
Wednesday: Perhaps I missed a few apple seeds.
Enid: Maybe? Other than that, this apple cider smoothie is perfect!
Wednesday: Of course. I selected only the most delectable apples—
Enid: *slurrrrrrp*
Wednesday: — and the juiciest of spiders. My wolf deserves nothing short of the absolute best.
Enid: 😗
Enid: *swallows* Say that again?
Wednesday: You deserve nothing short of the absolute best.
Enid: No no, just before that.
Wednesday: The most delectable of apples and juiciest of spiders?
Enid: 🤨
Enid: Juiciest of ciders?
Wednesday: Juiciest of spiders.
Enid: Ciders?
Wednesday: Spiders.
Enid glances down at her smoothie, then back to Wednesday.
Enid: Willa? Babycakes? My little Snack-the-Ripper?
Wednesday: Yes, mi corazón?
Enid: It’s a good thing I’m used to your weird-as-shit Addams recipes, because otherwise this would be like totes bad.
Wednesday: That is fortunate.
Enid: 🤔
Enid: So uh— any chance you have more of this, but like… even crunchier?
Wednesday: I do have another batch that is a touch heavy on the legs.
Enid: 😈
Enid: Wanna share some with Bianca?
Wednesday: Does Barclay partake in arachnophagy?
Enid: What now?
Wednesday: The practice of consuming arachnids.
Enid: Nope! In fact, she hates spiders.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I shall pour her one immediately. *storms off*
Enid: *calls after* Make sure it has the hairiest legs!
Part 2