Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: *holding Kili like a kitten* Yes?
Aragorn: I get you two dated before he died and we got together and now he’s been resurrected, but can you put him down?!
Legolas: How dare you?!
Kili: *flips off Aragorn*
Aragorn: What do you see in this thing?!
Kili: *hisses and bites Aragorn*
Aragorn: FUCK-
Legolas: DON’T TERRORIZE MY DWARF













