What Your Arcade Spirits Romance Choice Says About You!
Warning: a bit sexually charged, if I do say so myself
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Gavin: The human equivalent of yogurt, good but a little boring. And nutritional.
Naomi: You definitely married Maru when playing Stardew Valley.
Ash: Went in for the cosplay nerd, stayed for the gender crisis.
Teo: You're the most introverted of introverts and never leave the house, you need someone with his energy.
QueenBee: You need someone with you when you go out to eat so they can tell the waiter you ordered mashed potatoes.
Percy: You want a daddy, but not the sexy kind, the kind that wiggles his fingers in front of a buffet and says "Don't mind if I do!"
Juniper: You are a whore for the friends-to-lovers trope
Rival/Hunter: You are a whore for the friends-to-enemies-to-lovers trope
Grace: You just want good things for Iris.
Jynx: Despite her glaring flaws, you truly believe that a big tiddy goth girl can do no wrong.
Grace AND Jynx: You couldn't decide between the cute softgirl and the big tiddy goth girl, so you decided, "¿Por qúe no los dos?"
Locksley: You are me. Or you read too many romance novels.
Zapper: This is the same joke as QueenBee but you also want a chubby girl to sit on your face.
Domino: Mentally ill and gay (applies to every option but especially here). Also you watch ProZD.
Rhapsody: You want to get bridal-carried into the sunset by a chill enby who will make you breakfast every morning after the best sex of your life.
Nobody: You either cry when making important decisions, or you're just aroace. Or both.
