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Julian:whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

Asra,Ella,Zoe:...

Julian: I may be stupid.

Julian: Asra, you can't turn down a dare!

Asra: You can if you're older than eight.

Zara: You always look so unapproachable.

Muriel: You're here so it clearly hasn't worked.

Zoe: I've written a small list of all the reasons I love Julian.

Ella: That's ten pages...

Zoe: I wanted to keep it brief.

Zara, picking off petals: He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not, He-

Muriel: He loves you a lot.

Zara:...

Muriel: Did I say that out loud?

Lucio: How was your trip?

Lorna: it was nice, there were just a bit of turbulence on the flying beast.

Lucio: What happened?

Lorna: It just fell asleep and started going down for a minute. A lot of people were crying, I just finished my muffin.

Zoe/Lorna: I'm kind of seeing someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it.

Asra/Ella: just rip the bandage off, Zoe/Lorna.

Zoe/Lorna:It's Julian/Lucio

Asra/Ella: Put the bandage back on.

Lorna: Hey mom?

Aunt: Yes Lorna?

Lorna: How long can someone breathe in the washing bucket while its spinning?

Aunt, chuckling: Now why would want to know that Lorna?

Lorna:...

Aunt:...

Aunt: Where's Ella?

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