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Unit 919 Height Headcanons

Cadence is the tallest, she’s got at least a few inches over all the others

Arch is the second tallest. Just. Him and Mahir are very similar in height. Arch isn’t even an inch taller than Mahir. Only half an inch. They tend to argue over this, despite Arch being proven to be taller. Both of them are still tall. It’s ridiculous.

Theddea is somewhere in the middle, she’s kinda just, average height. But damn she looks bigger. She’s like a Greek carving. But one of the dudes, because that girl is R I P P E D. Which is why I will marry her.

Lambeth’s a teensy bit shorter than Theddea, but she’s still average height, honestly though you have to stand them next to each other to realise how similar their heights are. Lam looks like a tiny twig. And Theddea is ripped as stated before. Because she is ripped. Lam literally has no care for height though, and every time Mahir or Cadence calls her short she kind just, stares blankly because small baby doesn’t get it.

Francis my boy, he’s shorter than Lam, but taller than Hawthorne. Just. He really doesn’t care about his height either, but occasionally if he’s making a massive cake or something he has to get Arch or Cadence to give him a lift to finish decorating. Boy has it easy since none of the others can hate him, unless they want to lose their sugar supply.

Hawthorne, shockingly, is a little bit shorter. He’s slightly solid, because dragon riding requires muscles, if it’s ANYTHING like horse riding (if you want proof horse riding is hard, my broken leg can put in a word). And he spends a lot of time running from Cadence and Theddea, because he likes to greatly anger them. He considers it to be great fun.

Anha is the second shortest, and she’s quite stoutly (seriously am I the only one who somehow ended up picturing her as a chubby girl with darker skin? I don’t know man, I think the nuns would keep her really well fed). She has a matronly sort of figure to her, and honestly, the others are kinda scared of her, ever since she casually mentioned something about being able to remove their hearts in her sleep. So no one calls her short.

Morrigan. The shortest. The unluckiest. Or maybe the luckiest. Because she’s perfectly piggyback sized. Arch and Cadence in particular get stuck lugging her around campus whenever she’s tired of walking. On the downside, Arch and Cadence also like to join together to lift her over their heads and sprint before she gets a chance to react. Being short is difficult y’all.