Archaeologist louis getting a ruined orgasm for each thing he stole on his “business trip”
caught red-handed
summary: louis steals way too much, y/n punishes him for it.
warnings: coarse language, smut, ruined orgasm
pairing: louis tomlinson x fem!reader
•••
“Y/N, I didn’t steal anything.” Louis chuckled softly, clearly lying to her. He didn’t want her to know he was still stealing stuff after that last incident where people caught him in the act and had to stay in jail for a little while until Y/N bailed him out, rolling her eyes as Louis thanked her over and over and promised her he would stop stealing.
“Lou, just show me.”
Louis looked at her for a second before a soft sigh left his lips, woefully walking over to the suitcase he took with him on his business trip. He thought that maybe since Y/N didn’t want to come because she had work he would get away with stealing a couple things, but apparently he was a bad liar. He unzipped it, the things he stole sitting perfectly on top of his clothes.
“God, you’re gonna be the death of me one day.” She chuckled.
“It was only a few things!”
•••
“It was only a few things.” Y/N pouted softly, mocking what Louis told her earlier. He was lying beneath her, squirming with soft whimpers falling from his lips. She was sat on the tops of his thighs, teasing and overstimulating his cock. His glasses were wonky and weren’t on right, so she took them off and placed them on the nightstand where they belonged.
“P-please keep touching me.” He whimpered, shutting his eyes tightly. He was gripping the sheets just as tight, his muscles tensing from sensitivity the more Y/N touched him. He already had two ruined orgasms, he wasn’t sure if he wanted another. He had regretted the fact that he stole things a long time ago but he regretted it even more, hated it almost, because she gave him a ruined orgasm for each thing he stole.
“But that isn’t part of your punishment, baby. Supposed to make you come without me touching you.”
hiii!!! can u pls do an archeologist!louis one shot confessing his feelings kinda thing ?? take ur time if u need <333
fallen in love with a criminal
summary: y/n’s fallen in love with a criminal.
warnings: coarse language.
pairing: louis tomlinson x fem!reader
•••
Louis thinks Careless Whisper should be playing right now.
He was staring right into Y/N’s eyes, a small smile resting on his face. They had just gotten into the car after having a date, their insides still all twisted from all the smiles and laughs they let out the entire time because of each other. One of Louis’ hands was resting on the steering wheel, his palm getting a little sweaty as he kept it there.
Louis’ cheeks couldn’t help but grow warm when he noticed that Y/N was leaning in, his eyes flickering down from her eyes to her lips, admiring how soft they looked and thinking about how much he wanted them to be pressed against his.
“I really like you, Lou.”
Louis’ smile grew bigger, about to tell her he liked her too, before he jumped from the sound of a car honking at them from behind.
“Shit.” He muttered, glancing behind him before starting to drive. Y/N laughed a little and leaned back in her seat, watching Louis drive.
“I-I like you too,” He glanced at her, “Just- sorry, fuck.” He mumbled, now embarrassed. It went wrong. It all went wrong. It was like the record player had stopped playing. He glanced at her once more before looking back out at the road, heading straight to Y/N’s place. It was awkwardly quiet now, which made Louis uncomfortable and impossibly even more embarrassed, wishing he could just crash this car into a tree and accept his fate.
He looked down at his lap when he suddenly felt a hand on his thigh, biting his lower lip softly when she lightly squeezed. He squeezed the steering wheel as well and looked back up at the road, now feeling a little more at ease.
“Can I turn on the radio?” She asked him and he nodded quietly, watching her turn it on.
Careless Whisper started playing for some ungodly reason.
At the wrong fucking time.
She luckily, though, changed the station to something softer and more relaxing. She leaned back in her seat, looking out the window and seeing all the cars and people pass by.
They listened to the radio in silence, sometimes glancing at each other and even catching each other’s eyes once. Louis’ embarrassment had died down a little bit, but he still felt it deep inside of him. The drive to Y/N’s place also didn’t take too long, so they arrived fairly quickly.
“Thanks.” She said softly when he opened the door for her, stepping out of the car. She smiled at him softly as she looked at him, standing right in front of him now.
“Can I finish what I was saying earlier?” He asked her with a soft laugh and she laughed as well, nodding.
“I was gonna say that I really like you too. These past few dates have been amazing, and I’ve really enjoyed them.”
Y/N wanted to scream right now because she really liked Louis, ever since the start. This is about to sound really cheesy and cliché, but she had already fallen in love with his smile, laugh, nerdiness, humor, personality, and lots of other things. The past few dates she had with Louis were probably the best ones she’d had in a while after so many shitty dates and one-night stands.
But she didn’t know he was a criminal.
Which was fine, he was going to tell her that at some point.
a/n: i highly suggest you listen to careless whisper by george michael during this
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all the aus reacting to y/n giving them flowers (including Jack n joe)
— bouquets and bouquets of flowers
— alien!harry
y/n looked around as she entered her home, closing the door behind her while also putting her bag on the floor. she was holding a bouquet of flowers that she bought while driving back home, which were specifically for harry.
“you’re home!”
y/n jumped a bit and chuckled softly when she saw harry now in front of her, letting out a small ‘umph’ when he hugged her tightly. she hugged him back and gave him a small pat on the back as well before pulling back, handing him the flowers.
“for you.” she smiled softly. “saw some on the drive home and figured you’d like them.”
harry’s cheeks grew warm, smiling as he took the flowers.
“thank you.”
— nerd!harry
y/n rang harry’s doorbell, standing on his doorstep as she waited for him to open the door. she tapped her foot against the ground a bit, peeking through the small sliver of glass at the sides of his door to see if anyone was inside.
she then stood up straight when she saw the doorknob twist, smiling a bit.
“hi! so sorry, i was cleaning.” harry smiled as he opened the door, making y/n’s smile grow bigger. “what brings you here?” he chuckled softly and she shrugged.
“wanted to surprise you.” she said and handed him the bouquet of flowers in her hand, making him laugh a bit.
“thank you, they’re really pretty.” he admired the flowers. “come in, come in.”
— fairy!harry
“you could put them in your house.” y/n smiled as harry held the bouquet of flowers in his hand that she gave him. he laughed and nudged her side, admiring the flowers.
“shut up.” he mumbled, cheeks warm and pink. they would never fit in his house considering how, well, it was a dollhouse for whenever he turned small.
“do you like them?”
“of course i do! they’re so pretty, i love them.”
- spellcaster!harry
“harry! look!”
harry got up from bed when he heard y/n call his name from the kitchen, nearly slipping while walking quickly since he had socks on. he walked into the kitchen and his eyes widened a bit when he saw her with his wand in her hand, although smiled upon seeing the smile on her face.
“i made flowers appear. see?” she smiled and held up a bouquet of flowers that came out of nowhere.
well, it may have disappeared from some random person’s flower shop, but who cares, right?
“how?”
“magic.” she shrugged and harry laughed, wrapping his arms around y/n’s waist when she took a flower and tucked it behind his ear.
— drummer!harry
got you some flowers, thought they were nice. hope you like them. :)
love, y/n.
harry held the small card that came along with the bouquet of flowers y/n had gotten harry. harry’s cheeks were warm and he gulped quietly, taking the flowers up to his nose to give them a small sniff, the floral scent going up his nose.
she got him flowers.
no one’s done that for him before.
— frat boy!harry
y/n smiled when she saw the flowers she had gotten for harry sitting in a vase that was full of water, sat on the coffee table in the living room. harry had called her over and it was about 6 p.m. she walked past the living room and headed to harry’s room, knocking before entering.
“didn’t hear you come in.” harry chuckled softly and got up from the bed, wrapping his arms around her waist.
he leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to her lips, smiling a bit.
he kept the flowers.
— soft dom!harry
“god, i love you.”
harry smiled up at y/n as she straddled his thighs, his hands on her hips. she was laughing and so was he, watching as she leaned over him and pressed her forehead to his.
she came over with a bouquet of flowers in her hands, which were laying on the bed beside them. the flowers smelled nice and they looked nice as well. y/n was kind of like a flower, or at least that’s what harry thought.
flowers were soft and delicate, but also bright and beautiful.
— dad!harry
“daddy, can i have one?” luke asked as he stood in front of harry, eyeing the bouquet of flowers in his hand. harry had let him smell them and he thought they were quite pretty and wanted one for himself.
y/n had gotten them for harry, handing them to him with a soft smile on her face as she did. while she was out doing errands and harry was at home, taking care of luke, she had passed by a small flower shop and decided to buy a bouquet to bring home.
“here.” harry took one out of the many, handing it to luke, who now had a big smile on his face.
y/n smiled softly as she stood behind the couch harry was sitting on, watching the two.
— doctor!harry
“hey, doctor.” y/n smiled as she walked into harry’s office, making him chuckle softly. she walked over to him and leaned down to press a quick kiss to his lips, holding up the bouquet of flowers she had brought over here.
“hi.” he smiled and took the flowers, smelling them for a second. “what are these for?”
“nothing.” she shrugged. “just thought they were pretty. just like you.”
harry laughed at that and placed the flowers on his desk, getting up and wrapping his arms around her waist, leaning in to kiss her once more.
— mafia!harry
“hi, baby.” y/n smiled and pressed a kiss to harry’s cheek, holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand. harry hummed and smiled a bit, returning the kiss by pressing one to her cheek back.
“got something for you.” she handed him the flowers and he chuckled softly, putting an arm around y/n’s waist as he held the bouquet.
it was kind of funny, really. it was funny because usually harry was this kind of intimidating and overall kind of scary guy and now he had gone all soft for his girlfriend. he would smile and blush whenever she complimented him, sometimes even begging for her to cuddle him.
“thank you, my love.” he murmured.
— asmrry
harry blushed as he took the flowers y/n was giving them, smelling them for a second. he smiled at the gesture, hearing her chuckle softly as she watched him.
“thank you. um,” he was flustered now, “they’re gorgeous, i love them.”
“i’m glad you like them.”
— archaeologist!louis
y/n smiled a bit as she walked into the bedroom, seeing the flowers she had gotten louis yesterday sitting in a clear glass vase. they were right beside the lego flowers he had made for her a while ago on valentine’s day, and she chuckled softly as she looked at the two.
she was dating a dork.
she loved him immensely.
— dad!louis
“ooh, she got you flowers.” cassia smiled as she looked at the bouquet of flowers in louis’ hand. he handed them to her with a soft chuckle leaving his lips and she smelled them, humming softly from the nice smell.
“dad?”
“hm?”
“do you love her? like, actually?”
“yeah… yeah, i do.”
— camboy!louis
y/n furrowed her brows a little as she looked closer at her laptop screen, watching louis’ stream. in the background, there was a vase that had flowers in it, and the flowers looked awfully similar to the ones she got him two days ago.
“fuck.” louis moaned softly as he pleasured himself and y/n looked back at his body, cheeks growing warm.
— skater boy!niall
“niall!” y/n called out, waving her arm as she looked at niall from a distance. she was at the skate park he always went to, holding her own skateboard and a bouquet of flowers she bought for him.
niall smiled as he walked over to her, pressing a kiss to her cheek.
“hi.” she smiled softly.
“hi.” he chuckled and put his skateboard down on the ground, putting his hands on her sides.
“got you flowers.”
niall smiled, taking them.
“thanks, petal.”
— husband!niall
y/n chuckled softly when she walked into her home, seeing her youngest kid sitting on niall’s shoulders. she walked over to niall and pressed a kiss to his cheek, making him smile.
“what’s that, mumma?” her son asked as she handed niall a bouquet of flowers, holding onto niall’s head so he wouldn’t fall.
“flowers.” she smiled at him and brought her hand up, stroking his cheek.
“i love you.” niall murmured and pressed a kiss to y/n’s lips, making her smile.
— brother’s best friend!niall
y/n held the window open as niall came in through it, closing it quietly so no one in the house could hear. she kissed his cheek and walked over to the bed, sitting down on the edge and taking the bouquet of flowers resting beside her.
“dunno’ if my brother is sleeping or not, so just be careful.” y/n looked up at niall and he hummed, leaning down to kiss her lips softly.
“anyway, i got you flowers.” she smiled and handed him the bouquet, making him chuckle.
she let out a small squeak when he pushed her down onto the bed, getting on top of her while pressing kisses all over her face.
“you’re amazing.”
— vampire!zayn
“i got you flowers.”
zayn’s lips parted when y/n handed him a bouquet of red roses, taking them from her. this was kind of weird. he hadn’t received flowers in, well, years. it felt nice though, receiving them. it was simple yet he liked. he wasn’t sure if it was because he hadn’t gotten any in a while or because he had a soft spot for y/n, either way though, he liked the flowers.
“oh, um, thank you.” he said softly and y/n smiled brightly.
— tattoo artist!zayn
“are these for me?” zayn chuckled softly as he looked down at the flowers in y/n’s hand, watching her nod with a smile on her face.
she was coming in to get another tattoo today, and he always tattooed her.
“‘course. for my favorite tattoo artist.”
zayn laughed and took the flowers, taking her over to his station.
— joe
joe stood beside y/n as he watched her buy a bouquet of flowers. he assumed she was buying them for herself and looked around the small shop, admiring all the different kinds of flowers. it smelled nice too, which was great.
“hey, here.” y/n nudged him lightly, handing him the bouquet she just bought.
“oh, they’re for me?”
“of course.” she chuckled. “c’mon, let’s go.”
— jack
“your hands are cold.” jack murmured as y/n tucked a flower behind his ear.
y/n chuckled softly and placed her apparently cold hand on his cheek, leaning in to press a kiss to his lips. she was sat on his lap with the bouquet of flowers she had gotten for him resting in between them.
“do you like them?” she asked him softly, referring to the flowers.
𓄹𓈒 39 - aftercare + 43 - playing mario kart together
“Did I do good?” Louis chuckled softly as he sat down beside Y/N on the bed, wiping her down with a wet rag. They just had sex and they were now doing their aftercare routine. Louis gently wiped away the cum on her stomach and the stickiness between her thighs.
Y/N only laughed a little and closed her eyes as Louis wiped her down, completely blissed out from her orgasm.
•••
“You cheater!”
Louis laughed and Y/N huffed quietly as she held the controller in her hands tightly, trying to beat Louis in Mario Kart. He kept nudging her and touching her controller to mess her up, which she did almost every single time, which meant that Louis was probably going to beat her.
She hated losing.
“I’m not cheating.” Louis said nonchalantly and Y/N reached over and pressed a bunch of buttons on the controller he had, making him yelp as he shifted away from her.
“hey, how’s things going over there?” y/n smiled softly as she held her phone up to her ear. she was about to close her eyes and try to sleep when louis suddenly called, the buzz of her phone vibrating against the wooden nightstand causing her to jolt. at first she groaned softly, burying her face into her (louis’, actually) pillow for a few seconds, just letting it ring before eventually sitting up to answer it. she was obviously very glad when she saw louis’ name on her screen, her annoyance immediately melting away as she eagerly answered the call.
“good! good, loads of work. it’s fucking amazing here, i wish you were with me.” louis laughed softly and y/n’s smile grew.
“me too.” she said softly, “your suitcase better be full of souvenirs for me when you get back.” she joked and louis barked out a laugh.
“of course, yeah, i’ll buy you anything. anything you want me to steal, perhaps? take something off a shelf?”
𓄹𓈒 40 - teasing touches + 43 - playing mario kart together
“Louis, you’re not even playing.” Y/N chuckled and glanced at Louis before looking back at the TV where they were playing Mario Kart. She had a controller in her hands, trying her best to win. Well, she didn’t really have to try all that much, since Louis wasn’t even moving.
“Louis-” She cut herself off when he felt his hand on her thigh, his fingertips dipping into her soft inner thighs. Her cheeks grew warm when he squeezed softly, trying to focus on the game.
“I thought we were gonna play.” She said and glanced at him again, making him smile a bit.
Louis was leaning back against the couch, the controller in his lap as he continued to tease Y/N with his fingers. He knew that she was growing flustered because of how his fingers were so close to her core, just barely there. He dug his fingers into her soft inner thigh, wanting nothing more than his head to be in between her thighs instead.
“Wanna play with you.”
“Shut up.” She chuckled and leaned back, subtly spreading her legs a bit wider.
𓄹𓈒 35 - relaxing in a hotel room + 37 - showering together
Louis smiled as Y/N kissed him, the warm water coming from the shower falling down onto them. They had just come back from swimming in the pool together. There was a bit of steam from the warmth of the water, making the bathroom a bit foggy. The glass shower door was fogged up, droplets of water running down it.
“So glad we did this.” She murmured and Louis smiled softly.
“Me too.”
•••
“Hey, your hair is still wet.” Y/N laughed softly when Louis finally got in bed with her, his face now buried in her neck as he laid on top of her.
Their hotel room had a gorgeous view of the outside. There was a big window that showed it, sunlight flooding into the room. They had no plans really, just wanting to relax in bed together. The room was cold which made Louis shiver, snuggling into Y/N a bit more.
“The cops won’t find me here, right?” Louis said jokingly.
okay but yn slowly and teasingly jerking off archeologist!louis 🖍🖍
she’s sitting behind him, legs spread with him leaning back onto her. his head is tilting back, letting whines sneak out every so often. she leans into his ear and whispers sweet nothings. he’s practically begging to come at this point, he’s rightfully horny (she’s the hottest person in the history of ever, louis swears to it) and bucking his hips every once awhile. maybe it’s because her hands feel so good, maybe it’s because he secretly likes the sharp swat she gives to his thigh when he does, maybe it’s a mix of both. (but he will most definitely not admit to the latter) his glasses are askew, he refuses to take them off, he likes to see the teasing faces she makes when he whispers out pleads. they make eye contact after a few minutes of his eyes being shut, and yn mockingly pouts, “the little slut wants to come, huh?” and shit. louis has never heard anything so hot from someone so dammingly hot, he has to force himself to move her hand away. she looks at him concerned and he, after catching his breath and coming back down from the edge, quietly explains “was gonna come.” “from me calling you a slut, baby?” he whines again his hips bucking in search of some kind of friction, anything, anywhere. she swats his thigh again and he moans. “aw my little slut likes it when i get rough, huh?” he quickly nods, reaching his head back to kiss down her neck. “hmm, you wanna come, baby?” “please miss, please please please,” he trails off, still whispering quiet ‘pleases’ she obliges, jerking him off quickly, “you have a minute, slut.” <33
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